Bonaire, the island I never been there. I hope it's worth it.
Here is a picture of the Caribbean of where I'll be next week. I start at Port Canaveral and sail to Aruba off the shore of Venezuela. You'll notice the three island, Aruba, Bonaire & Curacao, called the ABC islands. My original cruise was to go to Aruba, then Curacao but Carnival changed it to Aruba & Bonaire. I really wanted to go to Curacao but oh well. After Bonaire we will sail back and the stop in Grand Turk, Turks & Caicos and finally back to Port Canaveral and flying home to Detroit and finally back home to lovely Amherstburg.
St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter
Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven."
He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."
St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of year when the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents."
St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"
She says, "That's when Christ died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock."
"That's right!" exclaims St. Peter.
"Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."