Friday, March 27, 2015

A Waiting For Spring To Really Arrive Friday

Yes,yes,yes, it's Friday for those that are working. For me every day is a Friday or Monday or every day. I'll say it again, I thoroughly enjoyed working as a teacher and being with children and their parents but retirement is the best. 
Tonight Al & Meilin are coming over and you already know what we'll be doing, playing pool, goodies & tea. Yesterday the lawn maintenance guy didn't come and see me. We'll see if he comes today. If not, I'll look for another person. 

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Friday's Funnies

My Wife Is Missing


The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"


"Why?"


"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says "I hate to ruin your day, But I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said. "We're sick and tired of each other,and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Easter dinner and paying their own way."


 























A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge 'n' Mary.


 A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," she answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"


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Past Cruise Photos

                  I took a photo when we arrived at Tortola, the British Virgin Islands

     As you can see, there is much food to enjoy on a cruise. You just to careful because if you aren't, when you try to put on your slacks, they may be tight. I know, & I learned from my first cruise.

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Well that's about it for today. Have a great Friday and enjoy all that life gives you. I do. See ya.


 

3 comments:

  1. I hope the lawn guy shows up. I hate it when they don't even call to tell you that they aren't coming.

    Hopefully you'll have some better weather today. No more snow.

    Loved all the jokes. You find some good ones.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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  2. Sounds like you will be having a food weekend heheh! nice photos :-)

    Had a good laugh at the jokes especially Verge 'n' Mary LOL

    Thanks for stopping by Paul

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  3. Not calling you is rude. Shame on that lawn guy.

    Have a fab weekend.

    Big hugs, honey...

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