Thursday, April 30, 2015

Rainy Thursday

That's how I feel this morning. It's been  raining throughout the night, my ankle is killing me and I need another cup of coffee. Today I go have therapy and after that I have lunch with my cousin Dan. Not much going on today. I checked with my travel agent Nancy and she informed me that the flights are still to expensive to Miami so we'll wait until until she returns from Europe and hopefully the flights will go down in June. Next thing I have to do is find our excursions for our cruise. The one I want is the one in St. Kitt. We'll see.

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Thursday's Funnies


"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sigh of relief.

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist



 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
 “Take only one. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, “Take all you want.
God is watching the apples.”





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Thursday's Poem

 

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Past Cruise Photos

   " Ship On A Stick " This is what they give when you win something on the ship. Everyone wants one. This ship is worth only $0.89 but it is a treasure that every guest would love to have. I have three of them in 9 years. Not bad.

    The man in blue is the Cruise Director. He's involving everyone in a dance while the ship leaves the port on our cruise.

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                             That's it for now but as I usually do here is something special.

                                                                   SEE YA,


5 comments:

  1. I'm sorry your ankle is hurting you today. Physical therapy really helps. Hard work, but it works.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. Enjoy your lunch. ☺

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  2. Loved the jokes LOL @ largest number and your tits :-)

    Hope your ankle eases soon Paul

    Have a tanfastic day :-)

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  3. Sure hope that ankle quits hurting. Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  4. I am sorry your ankle is causing you pain, Paul. I think occupational therapy is better than physical therapy, as it is less brutal but still therapeutic. This is my opinion, though. Thank you so much for the inspiration, lovely photos and laughter.

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  5. Hope your ankle get better. It rained today too herein Norway.
    anyway, I had a good laugh with the jokes. :))
    Had been once to a cruise ship, but I prefer the plane when I travel because I am seasick.

    Have a nice weekend..it is around the corner;)

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