Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Sunny Tuesday


Good morning friends. I'm back after taking a small break from doing some necessary work. Hope that you enjoyed your Monday? I'm having a McDonald's coffee this morning. What is yours, Tim Hortons, or whatever.  The sun is so bright this morning. I;ll be leaving later so I hope it stays the same after the rain and cold of yesterday. What's going on? Not much, just enjoying life I guess. Al said that he would call later so we might play some pool tonight.

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Tuesday's Funnies

( This first joke was sent to me from my lovely friend Bee who just happens to be a blonde like my wife )

 Heaven's Joke
 
One day, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter met them and said, "We are doing something different today. Ahead are 100 stairs, after each 10 you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven."
The brunette started up the stairs. At the 50th stair she laughed, and was sent abroad the train to hell.
The redhead started to climb but laughed at the 80th stair and got on the train to Hell.
The blond started up and made it to the 99th stair. She paused, then began laughing non stop.
Shocked, St. Peter asked her why she had laughed when she almost made it. Still laughing she replied, "I just got the first joke!"




How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.


My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead."

"How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."


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Tuesday's Poem

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Past Cruise Photos

                                        This is the " Old Fort " in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

                                                           The Island of St. Maarten.

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              Well it's that time to see goodbye for now but before I go here's a small statement.

                                                                       SEE YA .




 

9 comments:

  1. Love the "no rewinds, just flash backs." How true that is and we all need reminders of that from time to time.

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  2. Love that recipe! So true.

    Big hugs from sunny Mayberry, honey...

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  3. Well, here had been a sunny morning too:)
    I went for a walk with an elderly man today in the nursing home where I work so that he can get some fresh air.
    I hope, I don't need to climb a stair to get to heaven:)
    Nice qoutes and lovely poem.
    Enjoy your week!

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  4. Well, here had been a sunny morning too:)
    I went for a walk with an elderly man today in the nursing home where I work so that he can get some fresh air.
    I hope, I don't need to climb a stair to get to heaven:)
    Nice qoutes and lovely poem.
    Enjoy your week!

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  5. Your photos are lovely, Paul, and I enjoyed the inspiration and laughs, too. Thanks so much for brightening my day. It is rainy and chilly here in Montreal today, like it was yesterday. :)

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  6. Folgers does just fine for me each morning.

    Funny jokes and lovely photos as always, Paul.

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  7. LOL @ the jokes I always like your photos and yes it has been warmish and sunny here in London today but getting cooler apparently brrr :-)

    Have a coffeetastic day :-)

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  8. well it's wednesday now but i'm here, just late! i am having 8 o'clock coffee, black. i do like mcdonald's coffee though. we don't have tim hortons here. hope your day is lovely my friend!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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  9. We make our own coffee. I've not a clue what McDonald's coffee tastes like. It must be good or you wouldn't be drinking it.

    Look at all your visitors. Awesome.

    Loved the jokes but I loved the recipe of life the very best.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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