Saturday, May 16, 2015

Warm Up Is Coming Saturday


Good morning friends. How are you all doing on this warmer Saturday? Last night we had a thunderstorm. It took place right as I got into bed. It was perfect because it helped me go to sleep. Today there is suppose to have more storms and will continue until Monday. I guess I won't be able to work outside. Ah, to bad. ha,ha,ha. 

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Saturday's Funnies

 

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?


Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!


 Sam was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother said, "Well dear..." "The stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too", she replied.
Somewhat irritated, but peaceful, he asked, "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?"
His mother replied, "Well darling, the stork brought them too!"
After a week Sam submitted his report, on which was written: 'This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.'"

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Saturday's Poetry

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Past Cruise Photos

 

                                                              The shores of Costa Rica.             

     The dock at Colon, Panama. If you'll notice high above, there are many ships waiting to get into the Panama Canal

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It has started to rain so I won't be going anywhere this morning. I hope that you have a sunny & warm Saturday. Enjoy the day.

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5 comments:

  1. Nice post again Paul especially the baby ones haha!
    Well I am happy to say it is warmer today here in central London and the sun is out haha!

    Have a tanfastic day and enjoy your coffee ...(burps) :-)

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  2. That was a mean one by Grumpy Cat. Tard, lighten up! LOL! Another great post, Paul, thanks. :)

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  3. You made me laughing with those baby funnies.
    Nice to sit and relax and read your blogpost after a mountain hike again with my hubby. This time we did not get lost:)

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  4. babies today paul? are you trying to tell us something? lol

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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  5. Good now Sunday morning! Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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