Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Another hot Tuesday Here In Amherstbug.

Good morning my good friends. The sun is out, bright and early and very warm. It will hit in the 90's today and tomorrow but the it will go down in the middle 80;s the rest of the week. That will be good because last night Brian called and asked me if I wanted to go play golf on Friday. He has a tee time at 10:00. I jumped at it and thanked him for the opportunity to get out again. I'm so happy to out. Last night we visited Al & Meilin and of course Al & I had a very interesting evening playing pool. 



The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the
priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman
knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her
in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to
confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for
rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you
would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you
hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the
good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I
ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to
tell her that the war is over?"

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him and during her questions about his life she asked him
how he managed for sex."What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a
hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll
show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes,
laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she
said, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
an almighty kick, right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.

 Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
- Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
- Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
- That long?
- No, that dead.




Past Cruise Photos

                                                       Curacao, a wonderful island to visit.

         Open seas of the Caribbean. The waves were starting to get larger and you can feel it.

    Mary Lou is sitting in front of the Flower Clock in Niagara Falls. This clock really works and they change the flowers through out the year.


   That's it for now. I'm headed out to Devonshire Mall in Windsor. I was given a $50 card quite a long time and I haven't used it yet but today I will. Have a great day but be careful in the heat, That's you Sandee especially. 
                                                                                SEE YA.



  1. Funny stuff collection! That's a sexy ape. Have a great day!

  2. I'm having my morning coffee and enjoying the cool. It's going to be hot, hot and more hot for the rest of this week. Bugger.

    Way to go on playing golf. That rocks. I know you'll have a great time.

    Loved all the jokes. Checking for bees. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. Beautiful photos, Paul, and the condiment one made me laugh the hardest. LOL! It is terribly hot and humid here in Montreal as well, so much so that they issued warnings. We had some pretty strong thunderstorms yesterday and a man got struck by lightening (in the head) and is badly burned, in hospital in critical condition.

  4. At least you might get it cooler in the next few days bit of relief heh!

    LMFAO @ checking for bees that one definitely gave me a buzz ...boom! boom!

    I liked your photos but you definitely look different in the one captioned Oh Yeah Baby :-)

    Have an apetastic day Paul :-)


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