Saturday, July 18, 2015

Blistering Hot Saturday

You'll need a heavenly Saturday with these temperatures. This weekend will be the hottest we've had this year. Today is suppose to be 92 degrees and tomorrow 90. For those that wanted heat, you're going to get it this weekend. I like the heat but when it gets that hot I stay in where my AC's on. Today, there isn't much going anyway.



In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."  

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go"

"This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first"

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"

"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"

Sniff sniff

"Ah perfume - you think of everything"

"This is great....." (long sigh)

Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.

"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations... Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

 A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.

One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit."

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."

He replied, "But they stunt your growth."

She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he never had.

Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse?"



Past Cruise Photos

                                              Early in the morning arriving in Costa Rica.  

          Are you hungry and this was the dessert section which I stayed away believe it or not?


Well it's 85 degrees already and it's only 9:30 in the morning. Yes, my AC will be working hard today. Have a wonderful Saturday everyone.

                                                                             SEE YA.



  1. It was hot here yesterday too. Going to be hot again today. We are currently in Pittsburg at their municipal marina. Lovely morning and we're having our coffee.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day my friend and stay cool. ☺

  2. Hi Paul, thanks for the laughs and inspiration! It is really hot here in Montreal, too, and humid! It is supposed to be even more hot and humid on Sunday. Sigh.

  3. Your getting the hot weather now enjoy it mind you I don't like it too hot either was like an oven on the Undergound today i should have walked heheh!

    The jokes made me laugh especially the condom one :-)

    That Costa Rica photo is beautiful :-)

    Have a sweatytastic day Paul :-)

  4. 91 in the N GA Alps yesterday. Cooling down to 86 today. Oy...I will take the 86!

    Still chuckling...smokers! Yuck.

    Big hugs, honey...

  5. Over here, we did get some rain and the weather is more bearable now. Your jokes about the 4 worms and smoke detector really make me laugh! A beautiful early morning photo of Costa Rica. Whenever I go to the dessert section, I will be adventurous and always go for what's look good to me.


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