Sunday, October 18, 2015

Cold, Cold Sunday


Good morning friends. I hope you feeling well. Yesterday my fireplace suddenly stopped with the flame. It seems that the wire that turns on the flame stopped. The rest of the thing is still working except the flame. I'll have to call for assistance. The company where I bought the thing is no longer there so I may have to eventually buy a new one, I hope not if it's just a small wire. My  friend Al call yesterday and informed me that they won't able to visit until Wednesday because they have other thing in the wind. They asked if I'm OK with that.. Why would not be OK with that. I said Al, we'll see you both on Wednesday. Right. Canada's baseball team, the Toronto Blue Jays lost both the games in Kansas City and now they come back and play in Toronto. Oh well life goes on.

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Elizabeth and her Sunday School

Elizabeth asked her Sunday School class to sketch a picture of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Bert's picture, which showed four people sitting in a plane, so she asked him which bible story it was meant to represent.'  The flight to Egypt,' said Bert. 'I see ... and that must be Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus, 'Elizabeth said, 'But who's the fourth person?' Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot.'



Blonde's Appendicitis

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."


Baking Blondes


Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

Ash Blonde


Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

WHY DOESN'T GOD ANSWER?

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her preacher father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his mesages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me to preach a good sermon."
"Well then, how come He doesn't do it?" she asked.


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PAST CRUISE PHOTO
 








Leaving Miami.
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That's it for today. Rest yourselves today because tomorrow starts another day.

 " SEE YA "


 

10 comments:

  1. Hello Paul, I hope your fireplace is working well . Great children's joke and the joke about Bert is the best. Have a beautiful Sunday!

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    1. I'm very happy that you enjoyed the jokes. See ya Nancy.

      Cruisin Paul

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  2. I hope you get your fireplace fixed and don't need to replace the entire thing. Got my fingers crossed.

    I loved all the jokes so I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺

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    1. I called a person and it will cost me $90 just to come in to check the darn thing. I might need a new one. See ya my friend.

      Cruisin Paul

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  3. Similar hear to except mine is the central heating went to turn it on for the first time since spring and dead as a do do have to get them out tomorrow arghh!
    Hope you get yours sorted soon and easily :-)

    LOL @ the jokes and birdbath, that leaving Miami photo is a brilliant view :-)

    Have a tanfabulous Sunday Paul :-)

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    1. I have that problem when the AC begins in the spring. I now have the man check it before I turn it on. Thanks my friend.

      Cruisin Paul

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  4. Hi Paul, yes, definitely call about your fireplace! It is nice and chilly here in Montreal as well! I love your photos and jokes, and the pacifier patch made me laugh the hardest! :) Hope your fireplace gets fixed and will work nicely to keep you warm.

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    1. Thanks for enjoying the funnies.I enjoyed the pacifier patch one also.

      Cruisin Paul

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  5. Dick could probably fix your wire problem, but the commute would be costly!

    Thanks for all the chuckles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. If only you lived near me. I called a man to fix it and it calls me $90 just to come to my house. After fixing it it will cost more, maybe even buying a new one. Thanks for trying to hep me Sandy.

      Cruisin Paul

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