Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Warm and Sunny Tuesday

Good morning everyone. I can't believe it! the next three days will be in the 70's. Wow! Today Mary Lou and I are going to Costco. She cleaned out the freezer which meant the freezer was almost empty so that's my job to pick up our meat and fish and other good things that we need. Well my Detroit Lions came back fro London , England playing a football game where they were destroyed by the Kansas City Chiefs 45 - 10. They are so bad right now but they are still my team.

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Two old men in a brothel.

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:
‘Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.
These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them.

They won’t know the difference.’ The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, ‘You know, I think my girl was dead!’
‘Dead?’ says his friend, ‘Why do you say that?’ ‘Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.’
His friend says, ‘Could be worse I think mine was a witch.’
‘A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?’
‘Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window….. took my teeth with her!’

I don’t want him back, joke.

The police arrive and ask for a description.
She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy
hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbour to verify
this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her.
He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.”
The neighbour then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.
She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”


My wife just arrived back home from placing the grandchildren on their bus. It's time for us to go to Costco so I have to leave. Have a great day my friends. 

                                                                    " SEE YA "


  1. Great post, Paul, I especially love the cat looking sideways. Kind of like "Let's see what it looks like at this angle!" LOL! Hope your week will be great, dear friend. :)

  2. Bwahahahahahaha on the jokes. I stole the brothel one. It will post on the 14th.

    Have fun at Costco. I hate shopping there. Hate it. They have good stuff though so I go to Raley's and hubby does the Costco shopping.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺

  3. Haha! @ the jokes love the truly fascinating cat pic LOL

    Have a costcotastic day and don't forget the nachos ;-)

  4. My husband can't be trusted shopping alone at Costco... he's dangerous about over-bying. I always groan because I know he'll come home with waaaay too much stuff. Hope it went better for you and Mrs. P.

  5. Love the blonde joke and all the animal photos. Enjoy the warm weather.

  6. Hello Paul, the jokes are funny! I like the animals photos, they are all so cute. Enjoy your trip to Costco and have a fun day!

  7. Oh that brothel one is a hoot! Hope you found some good bargains at Costco.

    Big hugs, honey...


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