Friday, December 11, 2015

Warm Friday


Good Friday Morning friends. It's been surprising around here because it's now in the middle of December and it's warm. This weekend will be in the high 50's and it should be in the low 30's and we should have some snow at this time of the year. I understand that it snowed in Florida yesterday. It's getting a little weird around in our world. My wife & I went to Devonshire Mall Thursday and I spent some money with my birthday cards that were given to me. I got a little silly when I bought three pairs of socks, two Superman socks and one Batman. Why? I really don't know but I felt silly. I also bought one of those steering wheel covers for my Camero. It had Batman on it. Once again, I just felt silly yesterday but you know, it looks fantastic in my Bumble Bee. Oh my, the sun just broke ope over the trees and it feel so great.

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Little Johnny‘s father said, “let me see your report card.“
Johnny replied, “I don‘t have it.“
“Why not?“ His father asked.
“My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.“




Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey, Dad! What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning.


Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?" "I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."


Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. "That’s not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?" "I did!" sobbed Johnny.

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Well that's about it for today. I really like Little Johnny but it takes so long to find a clean joke about him without using dirty words. Oh well, I'm enjoying reading about Little Johnny. Ha,ha,ha. 
Have a wonderful Friday and I hope that you have a beautiful sun like I have this morning. 

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7 comments:

  1. I'm glad you're enjoying some good weather. Does that mean that the snow will come something awful down the road. Probably. Enjoy the sun.

    Loved all the kitties. Wish I could link you but Steve seems to have his blog off line today.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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  2. It's also warm here - but that's because it is summer!
    Enjoyed the jokes, thanks for the laugh.

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  3. We did have sun, but it's supposed to rain here soon. Love the jokes!

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  4. It is very mild here in Montreal, Paul, it was like an Indian summer today...well, almost. :) Love the cat images and captions.

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  5. We are warmer here in the N GA Alps. But it won't last long. That's OK, since we head S on Tuesday.

    Thanks for the chuckles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  6. Well here it's been continuously dark wet and chilly although I don't mind it really especially at Christmas time :-)

    It doesn't hurt to be silly now and then just think whilst wearing those new socks you should feel indestructible lol

    LOL @ the jokes Johnny has such a big gob heheh!

    Have a bumblebeetastic weekend Paul :-)

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  7. My favorite my favorite is the cat with the cheeseburger one! Too funny!

    Bee

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