The weather has been pretty good the last two day. Tomorrow it's going to in the 90's and thunderstorms. The flowers are now coming out in wonderful colours. Not all of them but some of them. Here's a few of the them.
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Vacationing
in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be
identified as clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon
head for the beach.
They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says as she strolls by.
The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer shorts, tie dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.
The next day, they return to the beach. The same fabulous blond, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them and says, "Good morning Fathers."
"Just a minute young lady.", says one of the priests. "We are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?"
The blonde replies, "Don't you recognize me? I'm sister Katherine from the convent."
They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says as she strolls by.
The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer shorts, tie dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.
The next day, they return to the beach. The same fabulous blond, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them and says, "Good morning Fathers."
"Just a minute young lady.", says one of the priests. "We are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?"
The blonde replies, "Don't you recognize me? I'm sister Katherine from the convent."
Bikinis and Swimsuits
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.‘What do you think?’ I asked. ‘Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?’
‘Better get a bikini,’ he replied. ‘You’d never get it all in one.’
He’s still in intensive care.
Three-Piece Bikini
" SEE YA "
I can't remember the last time it was in the 90's here probaly in the 70's the 1970's I mean LOL :-)
ReplyDeleteThose flowers look lovely Pauleo LOL @ the jokes and the refunds one too haha!
Have a warmtastic day and look after those wrinkles LOL
I can always count on you for a good joke and you didn't let me down today. Enjoy the good weather. I'm still wearing sweatshirts but see some warm weather coming.
ReplyDeleteThat last one about the hose is hysterical! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
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