Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Rainy Wednesday

Good morning all you dry friends. I'm wet this morning but that's OK, the flowers & lawn  around here need the water. I went to see my doctor to get my results from the CT - Scan and I have some problems from my fall on my back. It's difficult to explain but he told me that if you can deal with the pain, let it go. If not you'll have to see a neuro surgeon to have an operation. No operation for me. I can deal with the pain for now. I still looking forward to go golfing soon.



Nude Sunbathing

Down in Florida, there's a little hotel, four floors high. A girl used to take a sunbathe there every day. Since there were no higher hotels near it, she would take off her bathing suit and be in the nude. So she was in the nude and she was lying on her stomach, and she heard someone coming up the steps. She quickly grabbed the towel and put it around her.

The man said, "I wish you wouldn't sunbathe in the nude up here."

She said, "You never protested before." He said, "No, but I wish you would do it like you did before, in your bathing suit.

" She said, "Why do you care? No one can see."

He said, "Madam, you happen to be lying on the skylight of a dining room."

Parents and son on a Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." Once again the son goes back to play.

A short time later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice breasts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds"?

A man in St. Louis, Missouri, has a business in which he cleans women's houses, in the nude, for $80. He's making a fortune on this - not because he's naked, but because women want to see a man clean the house.

Tonight I play some pool with my friend Al. I'm going to have to explain to his wife that after we done playing, all I want is a drink. She's so nice because after we play she always presents a table with wonderful goodies. I've been gaining some weight so I've been trying to stay away from from goodies. We'll see if it works.
Have a wonderful my good  friends and enjoy the day.
                                                                          " SEE YA "


  1. Heeheehee! You always find the most fun jokes!

    Sorry to hear about your back, is there a possibility physical therapy will help?

    Hope you have a wonderful Wednesday!

  2. All you wanted to know about being nude but were afraid to ask. Good ones Paul.

    I'm sorry about your back too. I hate it when the only option is an operation. What about physical therapy? That works well with certain things.

    I hope you see the sun soon my friend.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  3. I'm sorry about your back but at least knowing what is going on helps. Sometimes living with a little pain is better than operating and maybe making it worse. Are their long-acting shots you can get in the exact area to help with pain. I get them every 6-9 months in my shoulder.

    I knew people who owned a nudist camp when I was a teenager. Thanks for causing to make me remember. They were very obese, by the way. LOL

  4. Oh that isn't good about your back but if you can cope with it then I don't blame you for opting to skip an op, and if you can still enjoy your golf then even better :-)

    It's been raining here too humid but heavy rain arrggh!

    LOL @ those joke streaks ahoy haha!

    Have a streaktastic day Pauleo and look after that back :-)


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