Thursday, March 9, 2017

Better Thursday












 Good morning friends. We just had a heck of a wind yesterday. It blew, and blew and blew all day long. The wind gust were over 60 mph and of course my fence which is 25 years  old areas jut couldn't deal with it and some parts broke and ripped off. One complete area came off. Oh well, that's life.
Today is OK and my cousin just called. We are going for lunch. 

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Luigi and Paulo were fishing in the Mediterranean sea one sunny day when a World War II mine came floating along. On seeing this round, spikey object coming nearer and nearer, Luigi shouts at his friend " Hey Paulo, it's a mine, it's a mine!!!" Paulo replies " O.K. Luigi, you can-a have it!!! "

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

 








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 Cruisin Paul

9 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha on that last joke. I guess the Italians won that argument.

    Sorry about all that wind and your fence too. Enjoy your lunch though.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. ☺

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    1. Thanks Sandee. I'm looking forward for lunch

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  2. The winds finally went down for us this morning. My favorite restaurant lost its roof with a full house of customers below. No one go hurt but I'm still glad I wasn't there at the time.

    Hope you had a great lunch and I can identify with the Italian joke. LOL

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    1. Wow, I thought it was bad for me with a fence down. A whole roof especially with the people in the building. Thank goodness they were OK. See ya Jean.

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  3. Heeheehee! Sorry about your fence, i hope it's not too expensive to repair.

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    1. I'm sorry about the fence also but Oh well, wind is wind.

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  4. I hope you took something for your excessive wind there's some good stuff out there for that Pauleo...a cork :-)

    LOL @ the joke :-)

    PS: I have edited the your url in your comment over at mine to point to this blog

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  5. So sorry to hear about your fence. Thank you for the cheerful cup of coffee and funny jokes.

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