Monday, March 13, 2017

Monday Snow





Good morning, good morning, good morning. Guess what my friends? We got SNOW! After having a hurricane type wind that destroyed many things around Amherstburg and Michigan and Ontario, we now have SNOW! I have a guy coming around to see how he can fix the problems with my fence and now this SNOW! Oh well, that's life.

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Francis and Isabella were having their usual battle of the sexes.
"Italian men are all stupid," screamed Isabella
"Oh, yeah?" yelled her husband. "I'll have you know it was an Italian man who invented the toilet seat!"
"And I'll have you know," said his wife, "it was an Italian woman who thought of putting a hole in it!"

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How to Impress an Italian Lady:

Wine her, dine her, hug her, support her, compliment her, surprise her, smile at her, hold her, romance her, laugh with her, shop with her, cuddle her, go to the end of the earth for her...

How to Impress an Italian Man:
Show up naked, Bring Beer.

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Italian customs officers
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.   The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro."   "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.  
"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.   "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman says, not believing what he is hearing.   "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent.  "Quattro means four.   You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakin'a the law".   The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over We want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come".  "He's a busy with two guys in a Uno".  


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                   Have a wonderful Monday everyone


                                               " See ya "





9 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I love the customs one the best.

    I'm going to link this post to Silly Sunday. Why not.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. ☺

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    1. I'm happy that you love the customs Sandee.

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  2. I hate snow this time of the year. I have the same problem with wind damage on my roof that you do on your fence. I was going to call someone today but the roof is covered with snow! Stay warm, Paul! one more week and MAYBE we can say good-bye to winter.

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    1. I hate this snow also Jean. I was hoping to have a guy to come to check the fence but the snow stopped that. Yes I want spring and the sun & warmth.

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  3. Heeheehee! Non-Italian ladies and men are probably about the same.

    Hope the snow melts quickly and you get a lovely spring soon!

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    1. I think that you are correct Mimi. See ya.

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  4. Wow! you got more snow while we had our warmest day so far this year doubt it will last lol.

    LOL the customs one cracked me up (not literally though) :-)

    Have a snowtastic day Pauleo :-)

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  5. No snow here but down in the high 40's on Thursday. Brrr

    Bee

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  6. Its hot over here and we need air-con to sleep. Love the coffee and the yellow roses. I like the "impasta"

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