Sunday, December 3, 2017

Bright Sunny Sunday

Good morning, good morning, goooood morning friends. I was planning to do my blog as I do with some laughter photos between some jokes but after reading my friend Sandee's blog she told us that after today there will be no more funny jokes. You know I started thinking, it's been difficult finding funny things especially when I read the news going on in the world and especially with what's been going on in the US. I just want to cry and if this going to continue my country Canada is going to affected. My dollar is down to about 78 cents and I read that if NAFTA is going to fall, my dollar would go down to 60 cents. That would kill my cruising. So I don't feel like laughing this morning. I'll put it the photos that I planned to put in but I'm going to have to think about what I want in my blog. 

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                       That's it for today. 


                                    " SEE YA "


                        " Cruisin Paul "


I have to have at least one joke. Here it is.


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” 


Now I feel better. See ya

12 comments:

  1. Next week is the last of Silly Sunday, not this week.

    Love your joke. I've heard it before, but it's a good one.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday, Paul. I linked this post to Silly Sunday. ☺

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    1. Sorry about that Sandee. I'm man I guess. We make mistakes. Ha,ha,ha.

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  2. You've got a couple of laugh-out-louds ones here. Love the sunbather and the guy with the kid on his shoulders, especially.

    Have a good week and try not to worry too much....

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    1. I thought about that sunbather when I was on one of my cruises. She looked just like that sunbather in my blog.

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  3. Thanks for making me smile! There is so much joy and goodness in the world in spite of what we see on the news. Also, i pray you can keep on cruising.

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    1. Thanks Mimi. I pray that I'm able to continue cruising.

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  4. Hi Paul, thanks for the jokes. Now I know that a fart is the lower intestine blowing a kiss! Lol!

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  5. I am sitting here with a cappuccino Pauleo ...slurpeo! ;-)

    I had to laugh at these jokes I tend to blow lots of kisses :-)

    The last joke the wife definitely shut her husband up haha!

    Have a laughtastic day Pauleo :-)

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    1. I loved a cappuccino right now Steveo. Enjoy another one for me my friend.

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  6. I've never seen a cat carrier like that. I guess it makes it easier to get the cat inside. I love the joke (or is that the cat in the vacuum?). I hope the politics get better over there.

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