Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Wednesday Before Christmas

Good morning everyone. It's just a few days before Christmas and after that my Cruise. Hooray!!!!!!! Sorry about that. I was sorry hearing about a bus accident in Mexico dealing with visitors from two cruise ship where people died. It worries when I hear about these because I've arranged three excursions on my cruise. I'm very sorry for these people just before Christmas. I'm giving my condolences to these people.
Now, lets start preparing for our Christmas.



An male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a elf nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem. "Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh." Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that." "Really?" the relieved elf asked. She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."

That's it for today. There will be one more blog just before Christmas.


 " Cruisin Paul "


  1. I'm glad its not ice cream season. It's going to take awhile to get that image out of my head. LOL

    Have fun on your cruise.

  2. I can't wait until I can have an ice cream cone on the ship. ha,ha,ha. See ya Jean.

  3. Heeheehee! So much fun stuff here, and Santa is welcome to use my loo. He does need to lock the door, though.

  4. Ho, Ho, Ho. I've done my job in the washroom. Merry Christmas. Ho,Ho.Ho.

  5. Oh my, I'm taking a break from ice cream.

    1. ha,ha,ha. Just don't have a cone. Have a cup.


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