Mary Lou received a phone from her oldest sister this morning. Their brother was back in the hospital. He had had colon cancer and he had been so good for years but he suddenly started passing blood so he's back in Toronto. My cousin, my brother - in - law and my friend Al with Parkinson. I'm worried that I will get something to happen to me.
In a more happy note, my neighbor Ron called me up and we are going golfing on Wednesday. My neighbors are good people.
A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a magic mountain. The myth of the mountain was that if you jumped off of it and yelled out what you wanted to be, you would instantly turn into it.
The brunette jumped off and said she wanted to be an Eagle, so she turned into an Eagle and flew away.
Next, the redhead jumped off and said she wanted to be a cat. So, she landed on all fours and walked away.
Then the blonde got a running start, tripped over a rock, and yelled... "CRAP!"
A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead that the man wouldn't jump off the bridge and the readhead accepted.
Well, sure enough, the man jumped and so the blonde gave the redhead the 50 bucks. "I can't take this, you're my best friend."
The blonde looked at her, "Just take it."
"Well, I saw this on the 5;00 news, so I knew he was gonna jump off."
The blonde laughed, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"
That's it for me today. As of now, the sun is out and because it's out that means that there will be rain. I guess it rained during the night. I always have a good nights sleep with the window open. I enjoy the sounds of the night. Cars going by, train horns over the river in Michigan, birds early in the morning around 4:00am. Yes I'm up going to the washroom. At least three times. I guess that's what you get being a man as you get older.
" SEE YA "