Good snowy Tuesday my friends. It snowed all day Monday and as I get up this morning it's still snowing but not as much. Every morning it seems that I have a stuffy nose but as the progresses on the stuffyness disappears. I wonder why? Yesterday I began packing my bag for my cruise. Yes, 14 days ahead. There is still more to pack but I'll wait until later. Aren't silly but that is me.
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl
about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man,
gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit
suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also
doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you
jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep,
lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow!
That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re
wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My
parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady.
"Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm
Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." "Jim, do you want to come over to my
house tonight?" “Sure!" replies Jim. "Let's go!" At Stacey’s house, Jim
notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk and asks, "Is this your
brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. "Is it your husband?"
Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" "Then, it must be your
boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She
says, "No, silly!" "Then, who is it?" Stacey replies, "That's me before
Doris is sitting in a bar and says to her friend that she wants to have
plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. The bartender tells her, "Hey,
you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
Doris asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper
between them." Fascinated, Doris says, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it sure worked for your ass!"
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double
vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just
found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day,
the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The
bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
While on a date a women goes to the bathroom
Man: Uh... wrong way that's the men's room
Woman: Oh my GOD! this is so embarrassing!
Man: It's not a big deal.
Woman: I guess not, but you know what they say, old habits die hard.
That's about from me today. Soon I'll be writing again.
" SEE YA "
" Cruisin Paul "