Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Wednesday Frozen

Good morning my friends. Now that all the Christmas ornaments and trees are put away, we can begin anew with 2018. In 26 days we'll be on the Celebrity Reflection heading out the Caribbean. The second day of the new year, 2018, I received a phone call from my travel agent, Nancy asking me if my wife & would like to be added to her cruise next year, 2019. Wow! We said yes and my friends, we have already arranged the 2019  10 day cruise to the Southern Caribbean cruise. Amazing. I'm so excited. Nancy included us with her and her friends.
2018 sure has begin with a bang,


New Year's Day Party - That Never Was?

As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself.
Hoping to keep the peace Nigel ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the lounge to turn on the television.
Some minutes later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold beer for Nigel. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Nigel told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0.
'See?' Janet said happily, 'You didn't miss a thing.' 

A Bad Dream?

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package.  Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

"The Old Days"
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy.
"In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim in the pond, and pick berries in the woods. We’d swing on an old tire my dad hung from a tree on a rope. And we had a pony we rode all over the farm."
The little boy was amazed, and sat silently for a minute. Finally he said, "Granddad, I wish I'd gotten to know you a lot sooner!"

"Hearing Better Now"

An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist. The doctor fitted him with some hearing aids that brought his hearing back to full strength.
After a few weeks the man came back to make sure the new equipment was working properly, which it was.
The hearing specialist said, “It all seems perfect. Your family should be delighted you can hear everything now.”
“Oh no,” the man responded. “I haven’t told any of them. I just sit quietly, listening carefully. I’ve changed my will four times.”

"Hospital Regulations"

Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair.
One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. He was sitting on the bedside chair, with a piece of packed luggage at his side, all ready to go.
When he was shown the wheelchair, he was adamant that he was fully capable of walking himself to the parking lot.
But the assistant told him rules were rules, so he relented and let her wheel him out.
In the elevator, the assistant asked the elderly man if his wife was coming to meet him.
“I don’t think so,” he replied. “It takes her awhile to change her clothes, so she’s probably still upstairs in the bathroom taking off of her hospital gown and getting dressed.”

Pick a Husband, Any Husband

As the hostess at the casino 
buffet showed me to my table, I asked her to keep an eye out for my 
husband, who would be joining me 
momentarily. I started to describe him: “He has gray hair, wears glasses, has a potbelly …”
She stopped me there. “Honey,” she said, “today is senior day. They all look like that.”

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks andim on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."


Well, I hope this helps the introduction of 2018 everyone. I hope that you all enjoy your year. 

                             " SEE YA "

                          " Cruisin Paul "


  1. I'll bet those 26 days can't come fast enough! I'm cold but their is snow that won't shovel itself outside. Hope the times goes fast for you.

  2. I wish the to leave was here right now Jean. See ya.

  3. It makes me smile to think about how much fun you will have on your cruise.

    Thanks for the funnies!

    1. When I see that you smile with my cruises Mimi, maybe you should come with us on these cruises.

  4. I am going to be wary of people with hearing aids now. Good on you for organising your next years cruise.

    1. That's why they don't call me Cruisin Paul for nothing. ha,ha,ha. See ya Rhonda.

  5. I suspect many old folks are pretending to have hearing problem and nicely hearing everything being said about them! So nice if everyday is a cruising day!


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