Friday, March 20, 2020

Friday Night

Good evening everyone. I'm getting better and the pills I'm taking are helping my BP. Hopefully it will continue.

I hope this will help those who are having a problem finding Toilet Paper.


HOW I FIRED MY SECRETARY:
Two weeks ago, I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me...
She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday.
I said, well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office. Do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and then she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out... carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children.
All were singing Happy Birthday.
... and there on the couch I sat...
... with nothing on but my socks...






                      Keep Safe Friends


Cruisin Paul
 

12 comments:

  1. Thank you very much for the toilet roll Pauleo LOL only thing is it will not fit on my toilet roll holder
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    LOL @ the jokes and that is an excellent tip with the Viagra LOL

    Glad the pills are improving your BP just take it easy :-)

    Have a bogrolltastic Sunday Pauleo 🧻

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    1. Well Steveo, all you have to do is change the roll to make it much bigger. LOL Have a good day and keep safe my friend.

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  2. Hope your blood pressure stays down and your supply of TP stays up!

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    1. Thanks Mimi. I hope that you & your family is staying safe. Hopefully we'll get back to normal.

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  3. Good to hear that the meds have got it under control. Now if they can only find something to keep the toilet paper hoarding in check.

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  4. Hope the medicine works well for you. Thanks for the jokes to entertain us. Do stay healthy and stay safe.

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    1. Thank you Nancy. I guess we'll just have to keep each other happy and safe.

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  5. Good to hear you are on the mend!! Stay safe!

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    1. You to Peg. Keep safe during these scaring times my friend.

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  6. Sorry I'm so late getting here Paul. I don't blog on the weekends and yesterday I didn't blog very well at all. I'm glad you're feeling better. Being sick sucks.

    Love all the funnies. I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. 😎

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    1. No problem Sandee. I'm just glad that you and Zane are doing well.

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