Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Tuesday Doctor

I just got back from the doctor's. I nurse weighed me in. Thank goodness. I was down two lbs. Then she checked my blood pressure but before I went I checked my own blood pressure and twice it showed 140 over 75. After she checked it was 190 over 80. My doctore said that everbody's pressure is crazy because every time they come to the doctor, it is sky high. He checked me and except for  my weight, I was good. I decided to have a shingles shot ( In June I take the second shot ), sheet for all the blood tests, and I had to have my ears cleaned. That's why my wife kept telling me that I was putting the TV on to high. The doctor also informed me that next year I have to have a colonoscopy. Heck I knew that even before I went there. After the blood tests results, he wants to see me and discuss with them. As of now, everything seems to be OK.

I put this on the blog because in reality when the lady took the blood I can never look at. Even this makes me oozy.


Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"


Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face.
The other guy asked, “Why are you crying?”
The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.”
The second one asked, “So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?”
The first guy replied, “No. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger.”
Hearing this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, “Why are you crying?”
Then the second guy replied, “I’m here for a urine test.”

Drunken Excuses

There was a cop that had pulled a man over when he appeared to be drinking and driving. The cop told him that he was going to have to take a breathalyzer test and the man replied “I can’t do that, I have asthma and can’t hardly breath anyway.
The cop said “Well, I guess we will have to go down to the station and get some blood drawn”.
The man said “No, I can’t do that, I am anemia and have to have a blood transfusion every week”.
The cop said “Well sir, you need to step out of the car and walk this white line.”
The man said “I can’t do that, I’m too drunk to stand up.”


That's it for now my friends. When do you have to visit your doctor for a check up? 

                                  " SEE YA "

Cruisin Paul


  1. At my bi-annual last week the nurse took my blood pressure when I first got there and the doctor took it again later on. It dropped like a rock. I keep thinking one day they well decide those arm cuffs will end up in museums of medical quackery.

    Glad you got a good report from your visit to the doctor's.

    1. I agree with you Jean. These blood pressure machines are for the birds.

  2. See? I told you it would go well. I hate those blood pressure cuffs. I bought a home one, recommended by the doctor no less. I took photos of it for 10 days. Each morning I took it same time. 110/60. The most it went up was 118/65. I got to the dr's office and it was 160/90. How does that happen? I took out my phone and showed her my photos. They took it again at the end of my appointment and it was 125/65. Better but what a range. I agree with Jean, medical quackery.

    1. Ha,ha,ha.Boy do we all agree to these weird blood pressure toys.

  3. I hate needles and blood tests. I always have to turn away when they need to put the needle in. I like the 1st picture and especially the one of Snoopy!

    1. Me too. I have to look away after the lady does it.

  4. It's great that you can laugh about medical stuff, i do too. It's best to laugh and simply be glad we have the opportunity for good health care.

    1. I had to laugh while I was in the hospital. Every morning at 6:00 am, the girl would come into my room and take blood, every morning for 3 months. I thought ahe was like a vampire. LOL

  5. I am sure everything will be fine your blood pressure seems fine mine is always high when I am having my appointments at the hospital or doctors, I was at the hospital Tuesday had to have an Echo-cardiogram.

    LOL @ the jokes "checks my underwear" heheh!

    Have a tanfastic day Pauleo :-)

  6. Echo-cardiogram, I had one last year when I went to Toronto. Interesting.See ya my friend.

  7. I hope your test results go well. I just had a test done today. I'll get some of the results this week but others will be within the month. I like the cut finger joke.


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