My brother-in-law Jim Maitland, was in the Toronto Hospital and the doctors had no idea what was causing his bleeding. Finally the operated and found that he had small tear in his artery in his colon. Thank God, they fixed it up and Jim is on his way to get better. My cousin Tony has had one chemo and three more to go. He told me that it won't get rid of the cancer but hopefully slow it down.
As I said I went golfing Friday and it was with my friend Gerry. It was his first golf game since he had his open heart surgery. He looks good, he play wonderful and thanks to my 5 golf lessons, even I was playing great, well OK. LOL
At the moment Mary Lou is out cutting the lawn and later I have to pick up Cole and bring him home.
How Old Are You?
4 year old David is having tea at his grandma’s. After he finishes his smoked salmon bagel and almond Danish, he goes over to her and asks, "Granny how old are you?"
With a smile on her face, his granny replies, "I’m 42, darling - and holding."
David thinks about this reply for a moment, then asks, "And how old would you be, granny, if you let go?"
Same Size As …
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.
He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,
"Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"