Saturday, June 30, 2018

Hot, Hot, Hot, O Lay O Lay, O lay, O lay

Hot, hot hot. Well we are in a very hot time of the year.Yesterday I golfed and it was hot but starting today and until the end of the week we are planning to have temperatures going from in the 90's close to 100. Ouch!
My brother-in-law Jim Maitland, was in the Toronto Hospital and the doctors had no idea what was causing his bleeding. Finally the operated and found that he had small tear in his artery in his colon. Thank God, they fixed it up and Jim is on his way to get better. My cousin Tony has had one chemo and three more to go. He told me that it won't get rid of the cancer but hopefully slow it down.
As I said I went golfing Friday and it was with my friend Gerry. It was his first golf game since he had his open heart surgery. He looks good, he play wonderful and thanks to my 5 golf lessons, even I was playing great, well OK. LOL
At the moment Mary Lou is out cutting the lawn and later I have to pick up Cole and bring him home. 

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How Old Are You?
4 year old David is having tea at his grandma’s. After he finishes his smoked salmon bagel and almond Danish, he goes over to her and asks, "Granny how old are you?"
With a smile on her face, his granny replies, "I’m 42, darling - and holding."
David thinks about this reply for a moment, then asks, "And how old would you be, granny, if you let go?"

 
Same Size As …
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.
He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,
"Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"


Partial Deck

A girl comes home from school and tells her grandma that a boy at has asked her out for a date. This being her first date, her grandma gives her some rules. "If he tries to come near you or hug you, its fine. If he tries to kiss you, well thats fine too. But if he tries to lay you down and get on top of you, just push him and get out of there." The innocent girl was confused and asked, "Why grandma?" Grandma replied, "Because then he will disgrace our family." The girl having learned the lesson goes on her date. When she returns, her grandma asked her what happened. She replied, "Everything went well. First he hugged me, then kissed me. But then he tried to lay me down. So instead I got on top of him and disgraced his family."



Grandma's New Sticker

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!
I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!" Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two grand kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign.
So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

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Well, that's it for today. I hope that all of you will have a great day and if it's hot. hot, hot, get where it's cool, cool, cool. 

                               " SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul
                                             and Mary Lou


7 comments:

  1. It's baking here too and very uncomfortable still about 82 not as hot as what you get but our heat is horrible here especially here in central London.

    Good to hear they fixed your brother-in-laws bleeding and you had a good game with your friend :-)

    LOL @ the jokes that is a nice photo of you both Pauleo

    Have a cooltastic weekend :-)

    PS: I replied to your comment over at mine :-)

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    1. Keep cool Steveo. Keep drinking as much as you can but no alcohol. LOL

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  2. I love that 'I'm a virgin" tee shirt and the duct tape and DW40 meme. My husband used to say you could fix anything with those two.

    Not sure it's safe to be golfing in this heat. Be very careful and keep drinking that water!

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    1. Mary Lou used DW40 on some bolts that weren't coming out. Smart girl.

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  3. That's great to hear that they found the cause of the bleeding for your borther-in-law, and i hope Tony improves a lot more than they even expect.

    Great fun, especially the "letting go"!

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    1. Yes were very happy that Jim was doing well. Tony, well we are praying.

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  4. Good on you for getting some golf in. I hope your brother in law gets better soon. It sounds like granny has been holding on for a long time.

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