Saturday, June 23, 2018

Rain, Rain Go Away Saturday

Good morning everyone. We are suppose to have rain throughout the weekend. I hope not because we have to finally put together our new Gazebo. Yes, new. We couldn't find a new covering for the old one and as we took the old one off , it had rusted so bad that if we hadn't taken it off, it would just had fallen apart so Mary Lou went to Lowes and bought a new better one. On Thursday our son - in - law, Joe came t put it together. He started it but it rained so he had to stop until the weekend. 
Mary Lou received a phone from her oldest sister this morning. Their brother was back in the hospital. He had had colon cancer and he had been so good for years but he suddenly started passing blood so he's back in Toronto. My cousin, my brother - in - law and my friend Al with Parkinson. I'm worried that I will get something to happen to me. 
In a more happy note, my neighbor Ron called me up and we are going golfing on Wednesday. My neighbors are good people.
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A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a magic mountain. The myth of the mountain was that if you jumped off of it and yelled out what you wanted to be, you would instantly turn into it.

The brunette jumped off and said she wanted to be an Eagle, so she turned into an Eagle and flew away.

Next, the redhead jumped off and said she wanted to be a cat. So, she landed on all fours and walked away.

Then the blonde got a running start, tripped over a rock, and yelled... "CRAP!" 



A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead that the man wouldn't jump off the bridge and the readhead accepted.

Well, sure enough, the man jumped and so the blonde gave the redhead the 50 bucks. "I can't take this, you're my best friend."

The blonde looked at her, "Just take it."

"Well, I saw this on the 5;00 news, so I knew he was gonna jump off."

The blonde laughed, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again  




Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?" 


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That's it for me today. As of now, the sun is out and because it's out that means that there will be rain. I guess it rained during the night. I always have a good nights sleep with the window open. I enjoy the sounds of the night. Cars going by, train horns over the river in Michigan, birds early in the morning around 4:00am. Yes I'm up going to the washroom. At least three times. I guess that's what you get being a man as you get older.

                                " SEE YA "

Cruisin Paul

9 comments:

  1. The "that was me" joke made me laugh.

    We have rain too but I'm kind of glad about it because it gives me an excuse to not do yard work.

    We're at that age when people around us are having health issue. It's normal to wonder when we'll be next. We just gotta ignore those thoughts and live our lives.

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    1. You're right Jean but it's rough when I see it's my friends & family. Ha,ha,ha, you're like me. Rain saves me from going our and working out side.

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  2. It would be so nice if rain only fell at night, leaving all days clear and sunny so we could do what we want.

    My prayers go out to your friends and family, and i hope you have a happy Saturday and get you use your Gazebo.

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    1. Thanks Mimi for your prayers. Prayers do wonders. Today we are going to finish the gazebo.

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  3. It is raining outside now and tonight there is no need for the air con! Hope you get to enjoy a great game on wednesday!

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    1. Thanks Nancy. It rained all an off yesterday and today we hope to finish the gazebo.

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  4. I hope the rain passes before your golf date. At least your rain is warm. We're sitting at 10C with Antarctic southerlies (COLD). I feel sorry for the blonde (she's probably just laying there all flattened out).

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    1. Yes our rain usually warm, wet and warm. Antarctic cold, wow.

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  5. Sorry to hear about your brother in law hope all is ok for him

    It always rains at the wrong time does't it Pauleo we have been having some unusually hot weather but it gets so muggy here it can be unpleasant

    For the past month I been trying to get rid of a urine infection started a different longer course of a different antibiotic hope it does the trick this time.

    Hope you enjoyed your golf and you didn't bump into any fiery redheads LOL

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