Saturday, July 7, 2018

Beautiful Weathe Saturdayr

Good morning friends. I hope that my American & Canadian friends enjoyed their special days during the week and you're rested for the weekend.
Gerry called up on Friday to invite me to golf next week. Of course I said thank you and I would yes. I had to ask Mary Lou because the golfing day was on Friday, the 13th, our 44th anniversary. She said OK and I told her that later I would take her out for dinner and sitting by the river after. At our age, that excitement, especially for me, LOL.
My doctor called and said that he wanted another PSA shot. I don't know why. Either the first one didn't work or there is something wrong with my prostrate. I hope not.
My friend Al and his wife Meilin arrived in Vancouver visiting with Al's daughter. She's getting married next year and he's there to be introduced with her in - laws. He wants to visit with an old buddy who is not well.  I hope things work out for Al. He was worried going to Vancouver especially with his own health problems.
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A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the damn potatoes!" 


Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"  



There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!" 


On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"  


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That's it for today. Enjoy the rest of your day my friends.


                                " SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul

11 comments:

  1. I think the Sunday School teacher will faint at Josey's 3rd answer! Have a great weekend!

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  2. Took me a minute to get the virgin support group. LOL Did Eve really have 26 kids? How did I not know that, if true?

    Happy Anniversary week! Glad you're going to get to see two special people on your anniversary---a golfing buddy and your wife.

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    1. I'm Just so happy reaching our 44th anniversary. Golfing is just a plus. Mary Lou is the most important one.

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  3. Happy Anniversary, and thanks again for the fun things you post!

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  4. Thank you Mimi. I'm surprised, 44 years. WOW!

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  5. 44 yrs is a long time especially these days congrats on that Pauleo

    Those jokes were funny especially Josey she really needs to take something for all that sleeping LOL

    Enjoy your golf and hope your results are OK

    Have a cooltastic Sunday :-)

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    1. Thanks Steveo. 44 years is long but Mary Lou makes my life wonderful. She has given my marriage true life. I wouldn't know what to do without her.

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  6. My goodness your cartoons make me crack up!
    Thanks for the laughs today.
    Happy Anniversary.

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  7. Really very funny and informally explained and presented..Loved the concept

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  8. Really funny that make me laugh and freshens my mind

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