Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Finally, A Cool Day

Good morning Friends. I had hoped to never deal with President Trump but,,,,,,, after yesterday' s summit in Helsinki, attacking the NATO family was something but attacking his own people and standing with Putrin, well I'm shocked. That's all. I won't say anymore.
My brother - in - law Jim is still in the Toronto Hospital after having two operations. We hope that he gets well soon. 
My friend Al will be home Wednesday and I want to find out how he made out in Vancouver. Thursday I have to go and have another PSA shot, as I told you before you, my doctor wants another one for some reason. I think soon I will need to see a new dentist. I noticed that one of my upper teeth was getting loose. Oh boy!








It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."


A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?" A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients." "And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching." "No, we came to make sure he was dead."



On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found a hut in the middle of the woods and knocked on the door. An old man answered, and he agreed to give Johhny a bed for the night on one condition: the man's teenaged daughter would be in the other bed, and Johnny was not to touch her or disturb her sleep in any way. Johnny agreed, but changed his mind when he saw how beautiful the sleeping girl was and, while she didn't respond to his caresses, she didn't push him away either. The next morning, Johnny awoke alone, but he figured the girl had gone to do her chores and he eagerly awaited her return. Instead the old man walked in, wiping the tears from his eyes. "What's wrong?" asked Johnny. "Oh, I've just come back from the cemetery we had my little girl's funeral this morning. But thank you so much for sitting up with her body last night."


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When you pass away, do you think any of your blogger friends will come to see you at the funeral? Ha,ha,ha, that will never happened unless one of them lives near you.
Have a great day my blogger friends. 

                                 " SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul

9 comments:

  1. Good Morning. I was just up north for a week and it was warm but thankfully not hot like down here. Hope you stay cool Paul.

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    1. I'm so happy that you are back Peg. I do hope that you enjoyed your week?

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  2. "Thinking outside the box" and "Dr Scholl's Funeral"---good ones.

    Unfortunately, nothing that Trump does anymore shocks me. I just wonder if this might be the tipping point, though.....

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    1. Jean I'm happy that you enjoyed the jokes. I do put them in my blog for people to laugh.
      As for Trump, I won't say anymore. You got the idea.

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  3. Great funnies, especially about the 4th wedding. Hope you are having a cooler week and that you and all of your friends and family get and stay well.

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    1. Thank you Mimi. I'm enjoying the cooler weather.

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  4. Glad you had a cooler there it gets a bit much with no break from the heat, it's been awful here at the moment hot and muggy.

    Those jokes were hilarious, thinking outside the box LOL

    I think that women saying he looks so peaceful needs new glasses heheh!

    I hope you get your wobbly tooth fixed soon Pauleo

    Have a cooltastic weekend :-)

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  5. I love that 80-year-old's view on life. All the jokes are funny.

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  6. I hope your brother-in-law and your friend Al are both doing well. I also hope that the dentist will be able to get your wobbling tooth fixed. Have a happy weekend!

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