Monday, July 23, 2018

No Sun This Morning

Good morning friends. It's been a difficult week. My brother-in-law Jim who has been in the Toronto hospital for some time was suppose to come home but suddenly he started to bleed again and the doctors aren't sure why. So of course he's back into the hospital. My cousin Tony is back taking that chemo and the doctors just told him that they hope it works. And my friend Al is back home form Vancouver, BC and he's been having more problems dealing with Parkinsons. I went and had my second PSA blood shot and the next day the doctor's office informed me that it showed that I was stable what ever that is and that my doctor wants to talk to me the results. So how was your week?
Over the weekend I got watch the Open in Scotland for two days and the winner was the Italian. Hooray!!

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A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.
"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"
"What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."





After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, "SeƱor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."


A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street. The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." The bartender thinks to himself, "The man can't be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, tonight he must have enough money", and gives beer to everyone. After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
One evening later the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar."
In disgust, the bartender asks "What, no beer for me this time?"
"No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink."



A man is sitting in a bar in the US and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, the President's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, the President's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.

The man gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, the President's Army." The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!"

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A guy walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “I’ve got this great Polish joke.”
The bartender glared at him and warned him: “Before you go telling that joke, I I think you ought to know that I’m Polish, the two bouncers on the door are Polish and most of my customers are Polish.”
“OK,” said the guy. “I’ll tell it slowly.”

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   That's all there is for today my friends.  

                               " SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul



 
 










    Cartegena, Colombia

11 comments:

  1. I'm sorry about your friends but glad to hear you are stable. Stable is good. :-)
    have a great day.

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    1. Thank you Peg. Yes, I'm happy that I'm stable. Whatdoes that really mean? See ya.

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  2. Love the Shakespeare quote. Sorry to hear about all the health issues in your family and friends. Stay strong, Paul!

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    1. I will Jean. All my blogger friends keep me strong. See ya.

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  3. Praying you stay stable and they get better!

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    1. Thanks Mimi. I'm OK but but Jim, Tony & Al aren't doing so well. THey almost lost Jim last week but he's fighting.

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  4. I hope all works out for your friends healths Pauleo

    And I hope yours is OK it's good that your doctor is looking after you properly.

    LOL @ the jokes that waitress has some talent heheh!

    I got your message Pauleo I didn't know you had posted this so here I am haha!

    PS: you are still putting in the wrong address over at mine

    you are putting http://cruisepaul.blogspot.com instead of https://cruisinpaul.blogspot.com/ which sends people to a different blog :-(

    Have a tanfastical day and thanks for bouncing by :-)

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    1. Thanks Steveo. I finally realized my mistake. What an idiot. Hopefully no more problems.

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  5. Hello Paul, so sorry about the health issues of your family and friend. Hope all will work out well for them. Good to know you are well and stable. Stay healthy!

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  6. Thanks Nancy. Jim will be in the hospital for an extra month, Tony, I'm not sure and Al, well Al is still there but getting very slow. For me, So for God is keeping me going.

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  7. I'm sad to hear about all the health problems around you. I hope you and your relatives and friends feel better soon. I also like what the Guinness president had to say.

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