Friday, July 27, 2018

Wonderful Friday

Good fantastic Friday friends. There is not much going on today. Mary Lou & AmyLynn are grocery shopping this morning and I'm going grocery shopping at the Italian store. 
Tomorrow is Cole's birthday and they are having a party for him, one hour skating on ice and after that everyone else enjoys some food and then he gets to enjoy his gifts. 
My friend Al had to go to London to see his doctor. I haven't seen him to find out his results. Jim has had 3 operations and his wife told us that they almost him twice but for now he'll be in the hospital for a month.Please pray for him. He's still in bad shape.
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Awhile back I showed you all my flowers in my yard. It wasn't all of them. Now here is the rest.
        It is called, " The Rose of Sharon "

The little tree that I have on my deck I showed before but it has grown with more flowers.

Here are a few other flowers that have come out since the first time'
And finally here is a group along the front of my deck.

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 A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean” The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK” The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much. So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand. The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back?’”


Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" That, my friends, is a positive attitude!


Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.

Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now? Johnny: I came for a urine test!

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Have a good Friday my friends.

" SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul

and Mary Lou.     
                                               

12 comments:

  1. Your Rose of Sharons look better than mine. I have a purple and a pink but they don't have many flowers this year. Our spring was too weird.

    Enjoy the party and your stopping trip to the Italian store. I've never been to one but I like the international aisle of the regular grocery store.

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    1. This year our Rose of Sharon went crazy with al those flowers. We didn't usually get as many but this year, crazy,crazy. The Italian grocery called Romanos is where I get my Italian meats and cheeses.

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  2. You flowers and bushes look fabulous Paul.
    We have had so much rain that even my petunias now look sickly. I hope they come back but it's doubtful. Bad year with all this rain except for the plants who love the rain.
    I too have an Italian store here where I get real olive oil and all kinds of goodies including wine. Have a great weekend Paul.
    I sure hope Jim gets better very soon.

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  3. We haven't had much rain either. Yesterday was the first thunderstorm. I love to get real olives and Italian meats. Thanks Peg for Jim. We are all praying for him.

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  4. Such lovely flowers as you have -- you've got the touch.

    Your family and friends are in my prayers.

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    1. Thank you for your prayers Mimi. I know that prayers worked for me when I was near death and I'm still here.

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  5. Pauleo I hope Cole had a fantastic birthday :-)

    Love all your flowers all those lovely colours and close ups, I am totally useless with plants etc heheh!it's so nice what you have done there.

    Had to laugh at the jokes Pauleo is that you in the ICU gown LOL

    Sending my best wishes to Jim and his wife

    Have a fab Sunday Pauleo :-)

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  6. Ha, ha,ha, Steveo. No it waasn't me. You know, I've sent photos about me and my wife of cruising but your know, I've never seen a photo about you. I wonder why? I know that you Brits are more private the us Italians.

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  7. Happy birthday to Cole! Wow! Your flowers are blooming so abundantly and so beautiful! You have the magic touch and all around you have beautiful flowers. I hope Jim and Al will recovered fully and be in good health.

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  8. Thanks Nancy. Jim is getting a little bit better. Al is slowing down each day. It's just the way with the sickness that he has. He won't get better. Hopefully it will just go a little slower.

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  9. Hi Paul, With reference to your question about the soft shell crab. The crab meat is still intact with the soft shell surrounding it. We ate the whole thing, the crabs are not very big.

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  10. Happy birthday to Cole. And best thoughts for Jim. You've got a great collection of jokes and comics this week. I can't figure out which I like the best.

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