Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Rain, Sun, Wind Everything Wednesday

Good morning friends. I don't much to say this morning except that Emily my granddaughter was here yesterday and she'll be her this afternoon. We just love her visiting us. She's a very exciting young girl and in December she'll becoming a teenager. Look out then. LOL.


A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.”

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'... 'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.
'It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..' It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye. With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?' 'Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.


That last joke got me wondering. I wonder if it would work when you visit having a coffee at Tim Horton's & MacDonald.

                                   " SEE YA " 

Cruisin Paul



  1. Morning Paul. Have fun with your granddaughter today.
    Good jokes. :-)

    1. Have a great afternoon Peg and I'll be ccooking dinner for Emily. She wanted tacos.

  2. Happy Wednesday! Enjoy your granddaughter.

    1. Thanks Jean. We will enjoy Emily's time after dinner.

  3. Oh, you are on a tear, aren't you! Great funnies, and i hope you had great fun with your granddaughter.

  4. LOL I always like a good old viagra jokes heheh @ no one turned up :-)

    Hope you had a good day with your granddaughter Pauleo :-)

    PS: I replied to your email :-)

  5. Thank you Steveo. I just don't know what happened with my blog but thanks to you, I'll be able to bother you some more. LOL Thanks again my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  6. Thanks for all the great comedy today. I hope you're not feeling too "blue".


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