Friday, October 19, 2018

A Sunny But Cold Friday Day

Good Friday morning my friends. Guess what? I'm feeling a little better. 
Next week we are voting for mayor, deputy mayor and council. I know who I want to vote. Anyone who wasn't on last years council and mayor. The mayor who we have now is a relative of our family somewhere down the line. I voted for him last time but not this time. He made a decision that I think messed Amherstburg up. His vote allowed us by losing our police force and he changed them to become Windsor's police force. The CAO lives in Windsor, brought up his brother and cousin and helped change our fire chief from Windsor. I'm very angry. As I told the mayor, my relative that since they are making all these changes to Windsor, he should change the name of our town from Amhertburg to Windsorburg. Politicians suck.

                                 This is Ocho Rios, Jamaica


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Follow Directions

Two sailors are on shore leave. They have a few drinks and decide to go to a variety show. At the intermission one of them needs to pee and asks directions from the usher. “Go through the exit, turn left along the corridor, turn first right, then left, then right again,” he says. The sailor follows the directions with some difficulty, relieves himself, and eventually finds his way back to his seat. “You missed the best act,” says his friend. “While you were gone a sailor came on-stage and pissed into the orchestra pit.”


Have a Another Drink

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whiskey. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink." The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."


Mother Teresa's Constipation

Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had. The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!" The nun said, "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is for Mother Teresa," then the nun whispers, "She has the constipation." The clerk said "Oh, in that case, it's on the house. Here's the biggest jug we have." The nuns thank him, bless him, and leave. A few hours later, as the clerk is leaving, he sees the same two sisters in the parking lot, rolling around and drinking the Irish whiskey. Appalled he goes over to them and says, "You ladies lied to me! You told me it was for Mother Teresa for her constipation!" One of the nuns takes another swig, looks up at him and says "You wanna know something buddy? She sure will shit when she sees us!"


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Well that's about it from me.



                                              "SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul
 

13 comments:

  1. You vote, therefore you have a right to complain and vote differently next time.

    Yes, these doctors are health nuts, at least for everyone else.

    Hope you continue to feel better and have a great weekend!

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    1. Thanks for your wonderful comment Mimi. Voting is powerful and I hope that in your countries election things can help and get the US back to normal.

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  2. isn't it fun when our elected officials make such a mess out of things. Not near as bad as down here in the US. We have an idiot in office. I don't understand the idiots that voted for him.

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    1. Peggy, I'm really scared for the people in the US. You have a president that all he cares is about him and his family and his money. Not the American people. Good luck my friend.

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  3. We can vote them in, we can also vote them out. Hope this time, the right person will be voted in.

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    1. I'm looking forward to the election on Monday.

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  4. yes, we can't live forever whatever we do.

    Ocho Rios, Jamaica

    Have a great day.

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    1. I agree Tanza. Did you like the photos of Ocho Rios?

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  5. I got through! Politicians do indeed suck!

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  6. Gawd Pauleo at least you haven't got our present ones LOL

    I am glad to read that your feeling a bit better I hope your continuing to rest and not playing with your balls too much (referring to your golf). ;-)

    I enjoyed the jokes especially Mother Teresa's Constipation LOL

    Have a constipatedlesstastic weekend Pauleo :-)

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    1. I've decided from what my doctor said, " No more golf this year. " so no more ball playing. My doctor did say that my wife can play if she wished. LOL

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  7. I guess you should never send a drunk sailor on stage - LOL.

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