Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Sunny But Cold Wednesday

Good morning all of my best friends and you know who you are. LOL That's everyone. I sound weird this morning and I am. I feel like a combination of happy but angry but I tell you later about it.

   This is Bridgetown, Barbados. This will be one of the new ports that I'll be visiting this next cruise.



I'm really looking forward to visiting the Barbados.

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A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.”


Q: What's the difference between the first honeymoon and the second? 
A: First honeymoon, Niagara. Second honeymoon, Viagra. 

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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."


An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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At the beginning I mentioned that I felt weird, happy and angry. Well here's the reason. I've been feeing much better since my fall. I'm feeling good since I finished my cruise arrangement with Celebrity. Now the anger part and my American friends might disagree with me. A while back I did a jokes section about Donald Trump, the American president and it caused me some problems with some people, well I need to say something about him again. I've been keeping myself quiet but no longer. A few days ago in a large group of those who love him, he told them that the  caravan that is going threw Mexico and wanting to get to the US, he told the people that this caravan was set up by the Democrats. Watching on the commercials since I live right across from Detroit, I saw vicious commercials showing fires, breaking windows and beating people were caused by the Democrats. I'm a Canadian but hell, this is just causing hate, and more hate. When will this end?

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                       " SEE YA FOR NOW"


Cruisin Paul
 

6 comments:

  1. Hi Paul, good to know that you are feeling very well! So good that you are preparing to go on another cruise soon. We are staying home most of the time because of the heavy rain.

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    1. Thank you Nancy. Sorry to see that you're having to stay in at home because of all that rain. Dry up soon.

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  2. Paul, i am glad you are healing up and that you have your cruise planned and ready.

    While we might not always agree totally on politics (in fact, i know of very few people who agree on every single solitary topic), there is nothing wrong with being angry when wrongs are being committed.

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    1. Thank you Mimi. I knew that you would very fair with me. Yes, we may not always agree with politics, but we can always be friends and that is most important to me.

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  3. Good to hear your feeling better Pauleo I loved the pics i can see why you always LQQK forward to it so much

    I laughed at the jokes the Viagra one gave me a lift :-)

    As for politics and politicians I hate the lot of them

    Have a brilliant weekend Pauleo and try not to be too angry your the better person :-)

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    1. Thanks Steveo and you and I agree on the fact that we hate politics and politicians. I laughed when you wrote that Viagra gave you a life. ha,ha,ha. See ya my friend.

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