Sunday, October 28, 2018

Wet, Gray, Cool Sunday

It's 2:00 pm and I'm creating this blog right now. Usually it's in the morning but my wife & I went and had breakfast in town. After I got home I sat down and watched this show that talked about the three hate situations that occurred during the week. 1. the pipe bombs that were sent out to Democrats,especially President Obama, President Clinton & Hillary , 2. yesterday when 11 victims of the Pittsburgh synagogue were massacred, and two black individuals were shot because the man hated black people. I sat there and wondered, what in hell is the United States doing? They all seemed to say that Trump's words were creating hate throughout the US. If things aren't changing the United States will begin a Civil War of sorts. I'm worried.

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 This is the pier for island of St. Croix. I've never cruised to St' Croix but maybe some day.
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There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!" "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, "You're going out as that?" "Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."


A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"



One dark night, two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” – the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”



A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's O.K., my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."

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                       " SEE YA FRIENDS "


Cruisin Paul
 

10 comments:

  1. I love the mummy in the toilet comic. Thanks for the Halloween humour.

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    1. Thanks for stopping for some Halloween humor Rhonda. See ya.

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  2. Heeheehee! Bridesmaid dresses, that's a hoot!

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    1. If you thought the bridesmaids dresses were weird, you should have seen the bride's dress. Ghoulishly beautiful. See ya.

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    1. Mummy, mummy, mummy there today, gone tomorrow.

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  4. beautiful sceneries.... yes, getting cold and colder now.

    Thank you for "a sourpuss and a dicktator" joke...hehehe...lol.

    Have a great day


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    1. I'm so happy that you've enjoyed the cartoons and jokes. It makes me happy that you've enjoyed them.

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  5. It's been cold here but it's milder today apparently for a few days but they tend to get it wrong most times lol

    I liked the photos LQQKS lovely

    Thanks for the laughs Pauleo "I feel like an asshole" LOL, LQQKS like one too haha!

    Have a halloweentastic day Pauleo :-)

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    1. Steveo my friend, you'll never be an asshole to me. LOL

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