Good Thursday morning friends. Well they told us that it was suppose to rain 5 every day yet here is the 4th and no rain. So times I want rain and so times I don't. This place is just driving me nuts. I think I need a glass of wine.(I don't drink alcohol )
A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.
EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!
My brother sat down with my girlfriend and I. He said, "Pal, I've got a confession to make. Last night I had sex with your girlfriend. We went to a party, she was drinking beer, I was drinking wine. One thing led to another..."
She said, "He is, it wasn't beer it was cider."
n 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.
'What is the secret of your good health ....?'
- 'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come and drink two glasses of wine!
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '
Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how old your father died ...?'
- 'My father died ...?
Who told you that he died.
Doctor (surprised): - 'You mean that you are 80 years old and your father is still alive ...?
So how old is he now ....? '
- 'He is 102 years old and cycling with me this morning and then took two glasses of wine'
Doctor - 'This is very good. This means that the long life is in your family's genes.
So how old was your grandfather when he died….?
--- 'Hey why are you killing my grandfather now ...?'
Doctor (puzzled) -
'You mean that you are 80 years old and your grandfather is still alive very much!
What is his age .....? '
--- 'Yes, he is 123 years old.'
--- 'I think he too must have cycled with you this morning and taken wine too .....?'
- *'Taking a cold breath!* No, Grandpa could not go this morning, because he is getting married today.
Doctor (on the verge of going mad) -
'What did you say? marriage .....? Why would he want to get married at the age of 123…?
--- 'Who said he wanted to get married ....?
He has to be forced.'
- 'But why' ........ Doctor shouted!
- 'Girl is pregnant, that's why!'
*The doctor has been cycling regularly and drinking wine ever since, The clinic is closed.*