Thursday, June 10, 2021

Good Thursday morning friends. Well they told us that it was suppose to rain 5 every day yet here is the 4th and no rain. So times I want rain and so times I don't. This place is just driving me nuts. I think I need a glass of wine.(I don't drink alcohol )

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A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!
 
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My brother sat down with my girlfriend and I. He said, "Pal, I've got a confession to make. Last night I had sex with your girlfriend. We went to a party, she was drinking beer, I was drinking wine. One thing led to another..."

I turned to my girlfriend, in shock. "Tell me he's lying."

She said, "He is, it wasn't beer it was cider."
 
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n 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.

The doctor was shocked to see his health,
Asked--
'What is the secret of your good health ....?'

- 'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come and drink two glasses of wine!
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '

Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how old your father died ...?'

- 'My father died ...?
Who told you that he died.

Doctor (surprised): - 'You mean that you are 80 years old and your father is still alive ...?
So how old is he now ....? '

- 'He is 102 years old and cycling with me this morning and then took two glasses of wine'

Doctor - 'This is very good. This means that the long life is in your family's genes.
So how old was your grandfather when he died….?

--- 'Hey why are you killing my grandfather now ...?'

Doctor (puzzled) -
'You mean that you are 80 years old and your grandfather is still alive very much!
What is his age .....? '

--- 'Yes, he is 123 years old.'

--- 'I think he too must have cycled with you this morning and taken wine too .....?'

- *'Taking a cold breath!* No, Grandpa could not go this morning, because he is getting married today.

Doctor (on the verge of going mad) -
'What did you say? marriage .....? Why would he want to get married at the age of 123…?

--- 'Who said he wanted to get married ....?
He has to be forced.'

- 'But why' ........ Doctor shouted!

- 'Girl is pregnant, that's why!'

*The doctor has been cycling regularly and drinking wine ever since, The clinic is closed.*
 

 



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Cruisin Paul

 

12 comments:

  1. These were good. I'm your wine friend so of course I enjoy these. What kind of Italian are you? You don't drink red wine? LOL

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    1. When I was young before my stroke, I drank everything and wine was one of them. After, I had so many problems and having take many pills made it difficult partake of the enjoyment like beer & wine. Oh due I miss them Peg.

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  2. Heeheehee! Yep, these are funny, thank you!

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    1. I do things just for you Mimi. You are a good friend.

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  3. Thank you, Paul for the jokes and laughs. I do drink a bit of wine every now and then.

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  4. Good for you Nancy. My grandfather drank wine everyday and he died to the age of 95. See ya.

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  5. Well at last summer has come to London Pauleo and it's uncomfortably hot and muggy we sposed to be getting rain and cooler weather by Thursday I will send you some heheh!

    I liked the jokes and I want that bed :-)

    Have a wettertastic day Pauleo 👍

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    1. That's OK Steveo. I appreciate the rain but we've received a bunch the last two days. I wanted to know my friend, do you like red, white or pink wine?

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  6. Hehehe. Somedays I feel like that too!

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    1. To feel better Lydia, drink a glass of wine. You will feel better. See ya.

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