Saturday, June 19, 2021


 Tomorrow is Sunday, June 20th. A very special day. It's FATHER"S DAY. For all of you DADS, rest and enjoy your day. I'll be watching the U.S. Open. A day of watching men hitting their balls.

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My last blog was for all of you coffee drinkers so this blog will be for the lovely tea drinkers.

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our Catholic women are sitting in a cafe sipping their tea, talking about their great sons. Soon it begins as a contest to see who has the best son.

The first woman proudly declares, "My son is a priest. When he

walks into a room people call him

'Father."

The second woman replies even more proudly, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room people call him 'My Grace."

The third woman thinking she wins replies, "My son is a Cardinal! When he walks into a room people say, 'My Eminence."

The fourth woman says nothing but sips her tea quietly.

The three women stare at her and then ask her what is so special about her son.

With a smug look on her face she replies, "My son is a 6' 5" muscular man, with a chiseled jaw and arms as big as pipes. And when he walks into a room all the woman say, " Oh My God".
 

 



Made holy water while making my tea yesterday

I just boiled the hell out of it
 
 

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.
 
 

What did the cannibal serve with tea?

Finger sandwiches
 
 
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Cruisin Paul

 

8 comments:

  1. Heeheehee! Tea is wonderful, and those jokes are even better.

    Happy Fathers Day!

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    1. Thanks Mimi. You must enjoy tea. Brew your best today my friend.

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    1. I really enjoyed the golf and the guy I wanted to win, did.

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  3. Happy Father's Day to you, Paul! Thank you for the brew-tiful tea jokes. Happy new week.

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    1. Thank you Nancy and you also have a brew-tiful day.

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  4. I hope you had a good Fathers Day Pauleo and you was spoilt rotton heheh! hitting their balls must be quite painful I hope you wasn't wincing as you watched :-)

    LOL @ all the funnies

    Have a coffeetastic week and don't forget to shut the gate 👍

    I have added you to my linkypop 👍

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  5. Yes Steveo, my gate was closed. Do you like coffee or tea?

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