Saturday, July 10, 2021

Rain, Rain Go Away

Well, well, hi there everyone. We had a big pile of dirt was dumped right in front of our home. For three days wasn't used and then we had a big storm with a lot of water. Guess what? We ended up having a lake in front of us. The dirt blocked the water from going into the sewer. Jerks all around. Oh well, that's my life.

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My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”

I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”
 
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An Arab Sheikh sends his son to France for his studies. A year later the son comes back but the Sheikh realizes that something is bothering his son. After some questioning, the son tells his father that he goes to college in his Porsche but the other students come by train. It's not right.

The Sheikh feels terrible, hugs his son and says, 'Don't worry son... I'll buy you a train today!'
 
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A general, an officer, an old lady, and an attractive young woman all board a train together.

As they ride along they go in a dark tunnel and can't see anything. Suddenly, they hear a quick smooch followed by a loud smack!

The old lady thinks, "that young girl has some fine morals, smacking a man for trying to steal a kiss."

The young woman thinks, "how odd, the general tried to kiss the old lady instead of me."

The general thinks, "that officer is smart, he steals a kiss, and I get slapped."

The officer thinks, "I'M A GENIUS! I kiss the back of my hand, and get to hit a 4 star general!!!"
 

 
 


I received a compliment today as I boarded the train.

The conductor said “first class rear, standard front”.
 
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I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set that I threw the bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.
    
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 Cruisin Paul

 

8 comments:

  1. Oh, foo! A pox on those who don't finish the job.

    Thanks for the laughs!

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    1. I enjoy trains but silly things make me laugh. Have a great day Mimi.

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  2. It seems the idiots building your house never stop to think! Hope the lake goes away.

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    1. It did now my front yard is a mess of different dirts.I give up.

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  3. Oh dear, so frustrating for you with all the dirt and water. Hope they get things done as soon as possible. Have a wonderful new week.

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    1. Thanks Nancy. " Hope they get things done as soon as possible. " I doubt it,

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  4. Crikey what a nightmare Pauleo :-(

    We had a big storm yesterday late afternoon it abslutely fell down and of course London came to a standstill lol

    I enjoyed the funnies made me laugh :-)

    Have a rainfreetastic week Pauleo 👍

    I added you to my McLinky 👍

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    1. Thanks for popping in my friend. We've been having storms just about everyday. I feel like a fish.

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