Good morning friends and it is a great morning. On Tuesday morning the owner of the lights came in and changed ever light in our home. I know the guy very well and he's a great guy. After he put the new lights in he said I hope this will help with your problem. Well, after two day, we haven't had a light flickering. We still have to wait for a few more days but it's looking good.
They were suppose to bring the sod Wednesday but unfortunately it rained during the night and it had to be cancelled until later.
I'm smiling more today.
John leaves the tent where he is with his girlfriend in the campsite late in the evening.
- I’m going to pee outside. Be right back!
Two minutes later when he sits next to his girlfriend:
- John! It’s raining?
- Nah! Just a lil bit windy!
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”the husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right.
Three guys are walking down a street ...
The rich man turns to his wife and asks her why she wasn’t wearing any panties? Wife replies: “You don’t give me money to buy any!”. He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $100 bill and gives it to his wife. His wife leaves to buy panties.
The middle class man asks his wife the same question. His wife gives the same reply. He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $50 bill and gives it to his wife. She leaves to buy panties.
The unemployed man asks his wife the same question and his wife gives the same reply as the other two wives. The husband reaches into his pocket, pulls out a comb and gives it to his wife saying, “ Well tidy yourself up a bit then”.