Wednesday, August 4, 2021

Good morning everyone. On Friday the so called landscaper started in the backyards but after 2 hours he stopped but before he left he turned his tractor towards our drain and destroyed our drain leaving a whole. He didn't inform anyone about it. Anyone could have fallen and broke their leg.  On Sunday morning my wife was in the back yard and was lucky that she didn't fall in the hole. She called on Monday to inform the builder about the problem and later they came to fix it. Here we go again.I'm going crazy around here. 

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My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome with.

Apparently, I wasn't supposed to pick two of them.
 
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A lawyer was working in his office when Satan appeared. "I can make it so you win every case in your career and make huge piles of money. In exchange you will give me your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, your parent's souls, your grandparent's souls and the souls of all your friends!"

The lawyer thought it over for a moment and then asked, " What's the catch?"
                       
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My friends used to laugh at me when I told them that I wanted to become a comedian

Well nobody's laughing now. 
 
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Jimmy was racing his friends to the nearest tree

"Last one there's a piece of shit!" one of the older kids said.

This motivated Jimmy. He was set on winning.

He would not be deterred.
 
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I went to the pub on Friday with my friends and didn't come home until Sunday night. When i got home, my wife was so angry...

She said "how would you like it if you didn't see me for three days straight?"


i said "that would be bloody lovely".


So I didn't see her on the Monday, the Tuesday or the Wednesday,but by Thurday the swelling around my eyes went down enough to make her out again.
 
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Cruisin Paul

 

8 comments:

  1. good giggles for the day here Paul. :-)
    You look like you're mad as hell in your picture. Was that thing pinching your ass?

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  2. Heeheehee!

    May your builder/landscaper/electrician/whatever become so tired of coming over that they do the job right just so as not to come back.

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    1. That is what I'm hoping for but not before everything is done. They'll have to keep be dealing with my wife & I.

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    1. He's not a real landscaper. He really is just a guy that cuts grass and is just an crazy man.

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  4. Crikey Pauleo you both are not having much luck he could had at least told you grrr :-(

    Thanks for the giggles Pauleo and try to keep smiling I liked your photo at the bottom do you always wear blue? :-)

    Have a bettertastic day Pauleo 👍

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    1. No, I wear red, yellow, green, blue and at times will wear my birthday suit. LOL Enjoy your day Steveo.

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