Good morning friends. Well, my backyard has not been done yet. On Friday it will be October the 1st, and I've been told that the so called landscaper is to be here to do the lawn. He probably will do it because it's on my birthday. I guess that's his gift to me. LOL
A man joins the mob and becomes the personal assistant to the Godfather
The man knows better than to question the Godfather, so he dutifully carries out the command. He shoots the boss's wife, and then calls in the clean up crew.
But a short while later, he receives another message. "Stupid autocorrect. I meant WiFi.
Growing up in a family involved with the mob, I never quite understood what my mom meant when she said that dad was a “made man”
How many mob men does it take to change a lightbulb?
The mob boss sends two of his men to kill a gangster...
"We've been here for three hours, and he still ain't showed up."
"Jeez," the other hitman says, " I hope nothing happened to him. "