Monday, September 13, 2021

Early Voting in Canada

Good morning everyone. Mary Lou & I went to have breakfast with friends Gerry & Shirley Monforton. They used to live across from us in Pointe West. We enjoyed a wonderful breakfast and conversation.

After we went to vote. Canada's government chose to have us vote at this time. To tell you honestly, our politicians are useless. The guy who won the last time, I haven't seen him in our area until this new election came up. Suddenly, I see him around. What a waste.

Our lawn in the front is now growing. As far as in the back, I still have dirt. This so called landscaper always finds an excuse. 

Happy, happy, I getting a new shed built called Ero - Shed. I'm excited.

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A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers.

As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts to leave the bar.

"Wait!" says the bartender. "You drank so much beer. Wouldn't it be wise to use the bathroom before leaving?"

"Not for me," says the pig. "I'm the type of pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."
 

 

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter "F".



Edit: *To everyone making jokes in the comments comparing politicians to pigs, please stop.
It's really offensive and disrespectful. Pigs are not all that bad.*

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What does the Italian police do with a criminal pig?

prosecutto.
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One day a teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building material for his home.

She read, “. . . And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may i have some of that straw to build a house?’”

The teacher paused, then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?”

One little boy raised his hand and said, “ I think he said,Holy Shit! A talking Pig".
 

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Cruisin Paul

 

8 comments:

  1. glad to hear the front lawn is growing - yeah for small miracles. hope you have a fab week

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    1. Guess what Carol? My wife cut the lawn today and it looks great.

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  2. Just count yourself lucky you haven't got who we have lol :-)

    I am sure your new shed will take your mind of it when it's built, I liked the porky funnies Pauleo heheh!

    Have a shedtastic week 👍

    PS: I added you to my WW Linky 👍

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    1. Steveo, you totally correct. I just can't wait until I watch the guys put the shed together. Whoopee.

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  3. Happy for you that you are able to meet up and have breakfast with your friends. Glad that your front lawn is growing and hope that the back will be done soon. The pig in the first picture makes me laugh out loud. Lol!

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    1. Yes Nancy. We had a great time for breakfast with our friends.

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  4. May your back lawn catch up with your front lawn soon, and the shed be just right.

    Thank you for exercising your right to vote. There are so many people on this Earth who would love to be able to do it that i am very thankful when those who have the privilege exercise it.

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    1. You know Mimi, even though I'm not very happy with our politicians, they are the people who put their names in for the spot.
      My front lawn looks great. The backyard is still dirt. He hasn't put our grass in yet.

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