Sunday, October 10, 2021

Happy Sunday

Well good morning friends. I was suppose to get my shed built on Tuesday but I told them to wait because my new grass hasn't taken hold and I would be worried that the men might destroy the new grass. I called and now they will be coming Monday, Nov. 1st. Sounds good to me. 

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A man on vacation in the Caribbean decides to go horseback riding.

He visits a local farm that rents horses to ride around the countryside. The owner of the horse, a very religious man, explains to the visitor that in order to make the horse go, he’ll have to say “Thank God,” and to make the horse stop, he should say “Amen.”

During his ride around the village, the horse is stung by a bee. In pain and shock, the horse takes off running right toward a dangerous cliff.


 " Amen "! the man shouts, hanging on to the horse for dear life. The horse stops just a few inches short of the cliff’s edge. The man catches his breath, looks over the cliff, and mutters out loud,  " Thank God. "
 

 


 
My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my penis.

When it’s flaccid you can only see WY.

On a trip to the Caribbean I went to the bathroom and was standing at the trough next to a local.

I briefly gazed down and saw that he too had WY tattooed on his penis.

I asked him if his girlfriends name was also Wendy.

 He said " No. When I'm aroused it says, " Welcome to Jamaica - have a nice day Ya man. "

 


 


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Cruisin Paul



12 comments:

  1. That was smart, to wait until the grass is growing well to get your shed put in. It will be here before you know it.

    Thanks for the fun post!

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    1. Thanks for your support Mimi. My grass is looking good.

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  2. Happy Thanksgiving Paul. I hope you and your family have a blessed day!

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    1. Thanks Peg. I hope you feeling much better. Say hi to Rick & Izzy.

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  3. I hope all goes well with the shed Pauleo

    I liked the funnies :-)

    Happy Thanksgiving Pauleo 👍

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  4. I agree baby grass couldn't handle a lot of construction on it. Have a great week Paul!

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    1. The grass is grabbing on to the dirt now. It will be perfect time when the guys come to build my shed.

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  5. Looks like things are moving fast now. Hope your new grass grows well and by Nov. 1st, your shed will be up.

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    1. You are correct Nancy, everything is working out well around here now.

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