Friday, November 26, 2021

Good morning friends. I hope that my American friends are full of turkey and prepared for Christmas. I'm ready for Christmas. 

My tree is completed and my home is decorated for the season. So if you aren't ready, my blogs will be totally about Christmas until after the season. 

Last night we visited our neighbors Ron & Judy. What a great evening we had. I had to show Ron my new walker. Yes, I have to go around with a walker now. I think my stroke of years ago ( 1977 ) is now taking over my body. I'm having difficulties with jut walking. My brain is doing very well but my body is getting weak so I needed a walker. Oh well, that's life.

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One Christmas Eve, Santa was under a lot of stress.

He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh wasn’t loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike.

Then an angel walked into his office and asked, “Hey, Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?”

And so was born the tradition of there being an angel on top of the Christmas tree.

 


 



Santa comes down a chimney one Christmas Eve and to his surprise finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable.

“Santa,” she purrs, “Can you stay for a while?”

Santa says, “Ho, ho ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to deliver toys to children, you know!”

She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, don’t you have a gift you would like to give me?”

Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to spread Christmas cheer, you know!”

The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?”

Santa says, " Hey hey hey, might as well stay. I can't get up the chimney this way! " 

 


 
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.


Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.


Why are Christmas trees better than men?

Even the small ones give satisfaction.

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Cruisin Paul


 
 

9 comments:

  1. Your mind is sharp, your body just needs a bit of help is all. Lots of hugs to you, i hope the walker helps you stay mobile for a long, long time.

    Thanks for the funnies, and my Christmas wish for all of us is to remember the Reason for the season, and to love one another.

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    1. Amen Mimi. I agree with you that all I need is some help. I'll be OK.

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  2. No worries, Paul. Some of us will need a walker as we age. As long as your walker helps you to go places, it is good enough. Christmas is coming round the corner soon.

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  3. I agree with Mimi Pauleo as long as it helps with your mobility then all is good I will ne next haha 👍

    I haven't even writ my cards out yet heheh!

    I liked the seasonal funnies that tree looked very stiff 🎄 :-)

    Have a tinseltastic week Pauloe will add this post to my linky later 👍

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    1. Mobility is what I want Steveo. I've started my cards. I just don't know where to send yours. I don't have your address.

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