Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Good morning everyone. We've had a great deal of snow lately and I'm thinking about taking my Camero of the road. I haven't been driving lately so I better save my insurance.

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One Hanukkah, a Jewish husband said to his wife, “I think there’s something wrong with these latkes, dear. They taste awful.”

His wife replied, “That shows you what you know. The recipe book says they’re delicious.”

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One day, Benjamin went to buy some stamps to send out his Hanukkah cards.

He asked the clerk, “Do I have to stick them on myself?”

The clerk replied, “Well, it’d be better if you stuck them on the envelopes.”

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Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbour’s windows one year, Nathan asks his father, “Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?”

“What? No, of course not,” answers his father.

“Why not?” asks Nathan.

Bewildered, his father replies, “Well, Nathan, because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush, we spent 40 years in the wilderness.”

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Noah is always teasing his little brother Jacob.

One day he shows his friends what he does: he offers Jacob a choice between a nickel and a dime and when he does Jacob always chooses the nickel.

One of Noah’s friends feels sorry for Jacob so he takes him to one side and says, “You know, Noah is making fun of you. Even though the nickel is bigger, the dime is worth more.”

Jacob laughs and says, “I know that but if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it. So far, I’ve made $20!”

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Cruisin Paul


 

7 comments:

  1. Happy Chanukah! Stay safe driving in the snow and enjoy the season!

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    1. Like the last picture said, " Merry Hanukkah, Happy Christmas."

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  2. Wishing you a happy month of celebrating!

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    1. As I said, I love Christmas the entire of the month. Happy & Merry month Mimi.

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  3. Better to stay safe and no driving on slippery roads. Hope you enjoy this December month.

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  4. I hope you had a wonderful holiday Paul and Mary Lou. I loved your card it was so thoughtful. Mine are in a box somewhere not sent this year. Moving was all I could handle. :-) Here is to a wonderful 2022!!🧡

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