Good morning friends. It has been a very difficult week for me but things are moving towards a better way. Remember when I fell during my golfing last week, well things didn't do well. I thought I was doing well but things didn't do well for me. It got worse and the pain was awful so bad that I went to the doctor's and he sent me to the hospital by ambulance. He thought that my heart had been affected by the fall. They checked me and my heart was OK but after some x - rays it shows that I may have cracked or broken some ribs, they weren't sure. They sent me home with strong meds and this morning I'm in pain again but my meds should do the tricks. Unfortunately ,the doctor informed me that I'm done golfing for this season .
This port is Grenada, a place I've never been to but home to get there in the future.
Finding a House
Adam had been moping around all day in the Garden of Eden and God finally said, "Adam, what's up with all this moping?"
Lost Chapter In Genesis
Adam told God that he was lonely. God said He could fix that, no problem.
In short order he could make a partner for Adam, and she would be called a "woman."
God told Adam that the woman would collect his food, cook it for him, and care for all his needs and wants. She would also agree with all his decisions and not question his authority as head of the family.
God also said that she would bear his offspring and and not bother him in the middle of the night if the kids woke up and started crying.
She would never nag him and would admit when she was wrong. She would also freely give him love and passion whenever he needed it.
Adam said, "Wow, that's a great partner! What is this woman-person going to cost me?"
And God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought for a minute, then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.
Priceless Humor: Hunting FliesA woman entered her kitchen and found her boyfriend waving a fly swatter. "What in heaven's name are you up to?" she asked.
"Killing flies," he said.
"Oh. Get any?"
"Yep, two males, three females," he answered.
"Oh come on! How do you tell them apart?"
"Two were on a beer can, three were on the phone."
Well that's about it for today. The pain is now getting worse so I'm going to take the meds tht they gave me. Oh did I tell you that they are giving me morphine.
" Seeeeeee Yaaaaaaaa "