Wednesday, December 30, 2015

New Years Eve Thursday

Gooood morning everyone. Well, this is it, the very last day in 2015. It's been a good overall year but I'm glad that the new year is upon us. Looking back, I look at the many wonderful things that I've had been given to me and I found that the best was having and meeting new bloggers in my life. You have  no idea how much you have increased the positiveness in my life.

                                    " Happy New Year " to the following people.

Cube from "   Cube47 ", the person who I thought  was a man and when you informed me that you were a woman, thank you for let me down slowly and not embarrassing me.

Rhonda from " Albom Adventure ", Amazing photos and showing me how important New Zealand was and the many new things I may never have seen if I hadn't been into your blog. Thanks for the  idea with getting a new camera. I'm still thinking about it.

Linda from "  Linda's Peaceful Place ", my Canadian friend. Your videos gave me laughter each morning especially when I needed it. We have something in common, being Canadian.

Nancy from " Simple Living in Nancy " I always enjoyed the many different food types that I may never eat but it was great just seeing & hearing about them.

Jean R.  " The Misadventures of Widowhood " who lives in Michigan just across the Detroit River, Knowing that I have a blogger so close means a great deal.and I enjoyed the many stories you gave us.

Steve from " Be There 2 day ", my wonderful friend in England who always got me awake on Monday with his many different musical tunes. I loved them because you always brought me back to my younger days especially high school and the many girls that danced with. Hubba, hubba. Thanks again Stevebethere.

Sandy from " Traveling Bells ", I remember meeting you for the first time on John Healds Bloggers Cruise. I've enjoyed the many things that you stated about your children and your husband. I loved it.

Sandee from "  Comedy Plus ", a new friend and now a wonderful friend that I can't wait to read your comment each time about my blog. You and I both love my Bumble Bee,  Camero and now Wow, you have your own zoom, zoom car. Say hi to Zane.

            Last but not least is my great,, gorgeous, thoughtful & caring friend Bee from Florida"Muffin53PartDeux, what would I do without you. Meeting you & Charlie on the Valor changed my life.  Being a close friend you helped me when I needed someone to speak to and most of all, you helped me losing a great deal of weight. It will be wonderful seeing the new year knowing that I have that many wonderful friends.



" SEE YA In The New Year "

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Rainy Wednesday

 Hi friends. Sorry I haven't been around to enjoy the blogs. On Sunday I was rushed to the hospital with a serious nose bleed. Thank God they finally stopped the bleeding but now I have to see a special doctor for the problem. The other problem was my monitor, it went nuts so I had to take it in to be fixed. Hopefully I'll be able to put down my Christmas blog to everyone. Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow.

Friday, December 18, 2015

Cold Friday

Good morning friends. I must be slowing down or just lazy. Maybe you can help me with a small problem. On my screen everyday I get these small screens that pop up such as Auto Ajust, Theatre Mode, Scenery Mode and few more . I have no idea where they come from and every time I try to get the mouse to go to them it goes right behind them. I can't seem to get rid of them and they are bothering me. If you've had this problem?



A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen," he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down, because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says... "Where's my toast?



Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."


That's it for today my friends. I have to go right now and visit another friend, the bathroom. Ha,ha,ha.


 " SEE YA "

Monday, December 14, 2015

Wet, Warm Monday

Gooooooooo Morning everyone. This December morning has rain falling down, not snow and it's suppose to be in the middle 60's.  It will be Christmas in two weeks and this is the weather. Oh my goodness. 


One day about a month ago, President Reagan was looking for a call girl.
He found three such ladies in a local lounge--a blonde, a brunette, and a

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. How much
would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "$200."

To the brunette he made a similar proposition. Her reply was "$200."

He made the same offer to the redhead. Her reply was:"Mr. President, if
you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages,
get that thing of yours as hard as the times, keep it as high as the gas
prices, keep me warmer than my apartment, and screw me the way you do the public,
believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a damn cent..."
A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he
is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare
an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably
had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his
stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a
week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a
year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.
A blonde, a brunettes and a redhead all tried out for the same job painting road stripes.

The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.

At the end of the first day the redhead had painted 3 miles, the 
brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles.

The boss was so exited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers.

The next day the redhead painted 5 miles, the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde 4 miles.

The boss told her not to worry, "You still have a good lead.

So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile.

The boss was so disappointed, he asked the blonde, "What went wrong, you were doing so good."

She said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss 
has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that 
after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never 
calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

 The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.

 The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.

 The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes 
upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the
 door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! 
Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.

 The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again, 
but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she 
exclaims,"NO WAY! I almost got caught yesterday!" 

That's it for today. My wife and daughter are going to the mall. I told mt wife to go out and pick her Christmas gifts. I used to go and get her gift but every time I gave her a gift she would exchange a gift to what she wanted but now I just miss the middle man. When she brings them home, I take the gifts and cover them and place them under the Christmas tree.
Have a wonderful Monday friends. 
                                                                       " SEE YA "

Friday, December 11, 2015

Warm Friday

Good Friday Morning friends. It's been surprising around here because it's now in the middle of December and it's warm. This weekend will be in the high 50's and it should be in the low 30's and we should have some snow at this time of the year. I understand that it snowed in Florida yesterday. It's getting a little weird around in our world. My wife & I went to Devonshire Mall Thursday and I spent some money with my birthday cards that were given to me. I got a little silly when I bought three pairs of socks, two Superman socks and one Batman. Why? I really don't know but I felt silly. I also bought one of those steering wheel covers for my Camero. It had Batman on it. Once again, I just felt silly yesterday but you know, it looks fantastic in my Bumble Bee. Oh my, the sun just broke ope over the trees and it feel so great.


Little Johnny‘s father said, “let me see your report card.“
Johnny replied, “I don‘t have it.“
“Why not?“ His father asked.
“My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.“

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey, Dad! What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning.

Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?" "I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. "That’s not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?" "I did!" sobbed Johnny.


Well that's about it for today. I really like Little Johnny but it takes so long to find a clean joke about him without using dirty words. Oh well, I'm enjoying reading about Little Johnny. Ha,ha,ha. 
Have a wonderful Friday and I hope that you have a beautiful sun like I have this morning. 

                                                                          " SEE YA "


Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Foggy Tuesday

Good morning friends. I woke up feeling Christmas like and I'm going to keep this going on throughout the day. So, I'm going to show you some of my photos that I took after I finished decorating my home. If you get bored, you can get off anytime you want. Ha,ha,ha.

                                                                 I created this decoration myself. When you see the decorations on the tables, I created all of them myself. 



                                                                         I just love the new flames in this new fireplace.

         My wife & daughter decorate the staircase.

Last but not least is my Nativity  Scene.

                                                      "    Merry Christmas Everyone.  "

                 I hope that you enjoyed of the decorations of my photos of the inside of my home. 

                                                                      " SEE YA "