Sunday, April 26, 2020

Sunday Blues

Good Sunday morning friends. There's not much to say except, I'm bored to death. Everyday is the same day unfortunately. I go from one room to another. I've watched so much TV that I want to just listen to the radio. 
I'm joking. I've enjoyed my nephew Scott and his girlfriend Alison when they sing and play the piano two times a week from Toronto. Today they're doing a Fundraiser for the Doctors & Nurses. It starts at 3:30pm.


                        Italian Lady



                       Keep Safe Friends

Cruisin Paul ( My friend Steveo has now called me Lockdown Paul )

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Tuesdy Cool But Sunny

Good morning everyone. It's now April 21st and this quarantine is still going on. People are changing in some places I'm afraid. In the US there are those that are dealing with respect while those that are now fighting. I wonder if the devil was planning this all along. The world has changed and will never come back to what it was. I wonder, what will be the results to this at the end if there will ever be an end.
Ok, lets laugh a little bit.


      Enjoyment on the Beach.

A rabbi and a priest wanted to go for a swim at the beach, but did not have bathing suits with them...

The priest turns to the rabbi and says "why don't we just swim naked, there's no one around, and we'll keep it between ourselves".

The rabbi sees no problem with the idea, and agrees.

Once naked, the rabbi and the priest start walking towards the water, when suddenly out of nowhere seemingly a group of children appear on the beach.

The priest quickly takes his hands and covers his penis, while the rabbi uses his hands to cover his face.

Later, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks "why did you cover your face and not your penis when those kids showed up on the beach?"

The rabbi responds "father, I don't know about you, but my congregation knows me by my face".
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery.

Presently, a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare.

As she passed them she turned, smiled, and said: "Good morning father, good morning father." Nodding and addressing each of them individually.

They were both stunned; how in the world were they recognized as priests?

They went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits and again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads).

Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "good morning father", "good morning father" and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"

"Oh father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Kathryn!"


 All I Can Say Is, " Keep Safe "

Cruisin Paul

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Thursday Evening

Good evening my good friends. I hope that you are doing well. I had to go and have a blood test yesterday and I had my own mask on.It was weird. Everyone there were in blue gowns, covered head to toe and had large masks and glasses. I had to answer many questions, then use this white material on my hands and then go into a small booth. 
This nurse came and tried to take my blood and was unable. On the same arm she tried it again and still no blood. She asked another nurse to try and this one who was older took it from the top of my hand which was more painful but guess what? She got my blood. Three picks on the same arm. They said you can go now. Where did they think I was going to go after that, the mall? LOL
My last blog I brought forth some different boobs and we had a laugh. This blog is a little different. I thought about our world, yes our world since this virus has affected everyone.

 This is for those who are in our hospitals helping those who dealing with the virus.

This is for the people who work in the grocery stores

   This is for the truck drivers bringing us the material that we seriously need.

This is for everyone else that is assisting us during this pandemic.

And this is for us, the people of the world that have had to change their lives, be frightened and still are.


And finally, for all of those who have died in this pandemic,


Please my blogger friends, keep safe, and pray that soon we will see the sun out of this mess.

Cruisin Paul

Monday, April 13, 2020

Monday Evening

Good evening Friends. I hope that you well quarantined by now. You'd think that I'd be crazy by now but I find myself calm. If you want to enjoy excellent music and some laughs, get into my nephew's Facebook on Wednesday & Sunday night at 7:30 pm. 
Click into........

       Scott Pietrangelo Facebook

Scott & his girlfriend Alison ( They are serious musical people and you'll enjoy the night.

Now for some memes for laughs for you. Lets have some laughs during this serious time. Music and laughs will help us.









Well, did you laugh a little? I hope that you did.


             " Keep Safe My Friends. "

Cruisin Paul

Thursday, April 9, 2020

Sunny, Sunny Sunny Thursday

God has given me a very beautiful Thursday. The sun is out and it is warm and wonderful. Good morning friends. Last night I watched my nephew Scott and his girlfriend Alison do their musical show from their home. They are so talented and since we have to stay in our homes, they have done a musical talent show twice a week. They are so impressive and are giving us their talent for us to enjoy.

A woman is deciding between three suitors which one to be with. She says to the three men, "we are still young and inexperienced, go out there and travel around the world, we'll see when you come back."

So the first guy goes to Europe and tours the different countries there.

The second guy goes to Europe, then Asia, then Africa, then Australia and basically goes everywhere.

The third guy doesn't go anywhere.

6 months later they all meet up and the first guy says, "I went to all the countries in Europe and have become more cultured after visiting all their historic sites.

The second guy says, "I went to Europe and became more cultured, Asia and learned martial arts, Africa and fed starving children and Australia and fought a stingray, and survived. It cost me $400k but it was well worth it and is only a drop in the bucket to me."

The third guy who didn't go anywhere walks around the woman once, stops in front of her and takes hold of the woman's hands, "I've just traveled around the whole world, because you are my whole world."

Upon hearing this, the woman became emotional and with tears of happiness running down her face , she says, "That is by far the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. “

After this man spoke such sweet words. She was finally ready to make the obvious choice...

She then choice the second guy, the one with the most money.

Peace, Love and Happiness

A very strict man had three hot daughters, named Peace, Love and Happiness. He always hated any guy his daughters brought home - always told them there was no man good enough for his daughters.

Peace was dating a boy he particularly hated, but she kept dating him anyway. Once Peace and her boyfriend forgot to use protection and Peace got pregnant. They were really scared, for they were sure that her father would go berserk.

Peace and her boyfriend finally got the courage to meet with her father and tell him what happened. Surprisingly, her father was completely cool with it and was excited to have a potential son in law and grandchild.

Bewildered, and slightly jealous of her sister, Love asked her dad how he had such a change of heart.

He said, "Well I couldn't stay mad, he came in Peace."
Cruisin Paul