Monday, November 30, 2015

Bright Sunshine Monday With Tears

 This morning I'm not feeling the best. A friend that I grew up in my entire life has past on. His name is Steve. Him & I went to school in our entire grade school life and though we didn't stay when we hit our high school life we still continued to be friends and we both lived and worked in Amherstburg. His age is 66, just like my mine. He was a great guy and I'll miss him and so will so many other people. RIP my good friend.

                                                                    IN MEMORY

                                            Steve Wigle

                                                           1949 - 2015


Obituary of Steve Wigle

A husband, father, uncle, papa and friend to all
Steve passed away peacefully Saturday morning with his family by his side. He was a devoted son to Ruth and James Wigle, loving brother to Wendy, Dan and Michael. Uncle to Wes, Katherine, Gordon, Stephanie, Victor, Adam, Tammy and Terra.
Since 1989 when we first opened By The Wayside (what an interesting name for a butcher shop) until November 2015 Steve worked day and night to turn his passion into a business. He was a gifted butcher but his real passion was making other people happy. Wigle's Gourmet Meat became Steve’s second home, his staff (past and present) was his second family and his customers were all his friends.
Steve was a family man first. Loving and devoted husband to Margo for 45 years. Father, hero and best friend to Dana, Colin, Kristy Bouchard (Robert). Proud papa to his favourite people, Alaire, Jake, Avarie, Jayci, Steven and Shelby.
A member of Brentwood for 33 years, Steve lived his life in service to others and had a heart big enough to love an entire community. We are grateful for all the support and prayers and memories sent during this very difficult time and we will proudly carry on his legacy.


As you can see there won't be any jokes and photos today. I'll try to get back into the regular blog later on in the week. Sorry with this but due to the respect I had for Steve this is all I have for today.


Saturday, November 28, 2015

Dull Saturday

The rain has stopped but now the cold is preparing to enter our area. Please no snow. Good morning friends. I just done talking with my lovely friend Bee in Florida. I guess I woke her up. Sorry Bee. Guess what? I finally have a new fireplace. They came in on Thursday and did all the necessary work to complete the work and this new one does give us heat. Now that all the things needed to complete, I can begin Christmas decorating. have you started decorating for the holidays yet?  Last night we were at Al's place and I had the most fantastic shot ever. I had the ball bounce off three areas of the rails and eventually finish hitting the ball and into the pocket. Al was amazed and so was I. Lucky me.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"  

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." 

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”


That's it for today. After this, I plan on decorating for Christmas and definately I'll remember the Christmas balls. ha,ha,ha. Have a great Saturday my friends.

                                                                           " SEE YA "


Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Beautiful Sunny Wednesday

Another good morning and it's even Wednesday. Yesterday the guys came in and tore out the old fireplace. Wow what a hole it left. Now I have to have a another man come in today to put materials in the back of the hole before they bring in the new fireplace. By tomorrow, it will be finished and all we have to do is pay the bill. That's the bad part of this whole thing but I guess that's part of the whole thing., right? Tonight Al & Meilin are coming over tonight and as usual Al & I will be enjoying pool.

Gassy Granny

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Gynecological Echo

A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.

After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina."

The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."



The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."


Just received a phone call from the man who was suppose to come to put the stuff in my fireplace hole. He can't come today but will tomorrow. Oh well, that's my life. I always have to wait for someone else but when I have change something, they get mad at me. He said he'll be at my place early in the morning and the other men with my new fireplace can still come in the afternoon to install the fireplace. 
Enjoy your Wednesday my good friends and be happy.

                                                                       " SEE YA "


Monday, November 23, 2015

Well the Sun's Out Monday

Good morning my good friends. The snow is still there but the highways are cleared. My Bumble Bee has never been in snow and I hope to never do but I have to go to my eye doctor this morning. As long as it's not snowing, I'm safe but I'm hoping that it won't snow until I get back home. Michigan got clobbered yesterday. Some areas even got 16 inches of that beautiful, lovely white silly junk. What we have on the ground will be gone soon by the end of the week since it's suppose to rain on Friday. Tomorrow they bring in the new fireplace. I enjoy a beautiful fireplace with its flames around the logs. This week will be busy for all of us so we better get it going.



An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

A man buys a parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets reallylaughter is the best medicinenasty,so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."

The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."

The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening at church service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "STOP! ACTS 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of the lord, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell scripture at you."

"SCRIPTURE?!" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and TWO 38's!

Well that's it for now you good people. Have a gorgeous Monday even those who have to go to work. Not me. 

                                                          " SEE YA "

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Snowy Saturday

Snowy Saturday, yes I said snow. Over night it started snowing. Though not a great deal, it's still snow and we're suppose to get a little more throughout the day. It was so cold yesterday, I knew something bad was coming and it has arrived. Oh well, they say we aren't going to have bad winter.
Yesterday Gerry came over for coffee and he told me that he was going on a cruise before Christmas and after Christmas I have my cruise. Tonight we are going over Al & Meilin's home to enjoy some pool and tea. 

Senior Cartoon: Sexual Relations 60th High School Reunion
       He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.
       This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high with the widower throwing admiring glances across the table and the widow smiling coyly back at him.
       Finally, he picked up courage and blurted out, "Will you marry me?"
       After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes ... yes I will!"
       The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say yes? Or did she say no? He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. So with fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her.
       First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening. As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say yes or did you say no?"
       "Why you silly man, I said Yes. Yes I will! ... And I meant it with all my heart."
       The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
       Then she continued, "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't remember who asked me!"

Hard of Hearing
       Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
       A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
       A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
       Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
       The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart mummer and be careful."

       Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
       Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.
       A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
       Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
       Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
       Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
       "Where are you going?" she asked.
       "To the bathroom to get my teeth," he replied.


         " I thought a warm photo would help and make me realize that there's my cruise ship that I'll be on in January. Hallelujah !!!!! 

Have a beautiful Saturday and have another cup of coffee hopefully where ever you are at it's sunny and warm. I'm getting another cup. See you friends.

                                                                     " SEE YA "


Thursday, November 19, 2015

Sunny Thursday

Good morning everyone. Everything seems to going well now. After Tuesday I'm going to start my Christmas decorations. Why Tuesday you ask? It's because after Tuesday the would have completed the work with my new fireplace and then I can start the Christmas decorations on the fireplace. I may have change some of them because the new one will have more heat this time and I don't want to start a fire. Last night Al & Meilin were over and during the afternoon I had coffee with my friend and neighbor Ron. Friday Today it's lunch with Dan my cousin and tomorrow coffee with Gerry my golfing friend. They've closed the golf course for the year so no more golf. Oh well, I've got my cruise for me. Ha,ha,ha.



Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.”
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!”
Puzzled, his mother asked, “What do you mean?”
Little Johnny replied, “Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!”

                                           "   Little Johnny in class with his Teacher  "



Well that's it for today. I get a kick out of Little Johnny jokes but unfortunately many of them are just to dirty to me to put into my blog. Even today I'm not sure if some of them to risque but we'll see. If they are, I apologize for today. 
Have a wonderful Thursday friends.

 " SEE YA "