Good evening everyone. I'm getting better and the pills I'm taking are helping my BP. Hopefully it will continue.
I hope this will help those who are having a problem finding Toilet Paper.
HOW I FIRED MY SECRETARY:
Two
weeks ago, I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me...
She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday.
I said, well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I
worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go
to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest
thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go
where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way
back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We
don't need to go back to the office. Do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her
apartment, we had another martini and then she said, "Boss, if you don't
mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom
and in about six minutes, she came out... carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife and children.
All were singing Happy Birthday.
... and there on the couch I sat...
... with nothing on but my socks...
Keep Safe Friends
Cruisin Paul
