It's so nice seeing the sun this morning. One thing that is amazing is the fact that we haven't had a great deal of snow this year. I put my Camero in my garage when we had the first snow but since that we've had nothing. Now they say that on Monday we are suppose to have 5 inches of snow. We'll see.
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Good morning everyone.
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made ..."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The
confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!"
A police recruit was asked during the exam, " What would you do if you had to arrest your on mother?"
He said , " Call for backup. "
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Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, " What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, " I guess, not enough because I have to go back tomorrow."
Little Johny asked her mummy: "Mum are little birds made of metal?"
Mummy: "Of course not darling, why do you ask?"
"'I heard daddy saying he'd like to screw the arse of the bird next door!"
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Cruisin Paul