It's been some time writing my blog. I thought since I only had two people commenting I would do other things but now that Christmas is my heart and my entire home is decorated, I ready to go. Also last Saturday Amherstburg had their parade and my granddaughter Emily was on the parade.Here she is.
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One Christmas Eve, Santa was under a lot of stress.
He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh wasn’t loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike.
Then an angel walked into his office and asked, “Hey, Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?”
And so was born the tradition of there being an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Santa comes down a chimney one Christmas Eve and to his surprise finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable.
“Santa,” she purrs, “Can you stay for a while?”
Santa says, “Ho, ho ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to deliver toys to children, you know!”
She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, don’t you have a gift you would like to give me?”
Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to spread Christmas cheer, you know!”
The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?”
Santa says, “Hey hey hey, might as well stay. I can’t get up the chimney this way!”
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Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Why are Christmas trees better than men?
Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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Cruisin Paul
What nice photos of your granddaughter Pauleo
ReplyDeleteYou look so much like your mother bless her, nice photo too
I liked the funnies LOL @ even the small ones give satisfaction :-)
Have a proudtastic week and I hope your eyes fell better 👀
It's nice to be with you Steveo. Yes my mother was beautiful and so was Santa Claus. LOL Have a great day my friend.
DeleteEmily is a beautiful young woman. She looks like she's having a great time riding in the parade. Glad your mother was there in spirit. Sending you a Christmas hug!
ReplyDeleteThank you Carol. Yes, Emily totally enjoyed riding in the parade. My mother was important for everyone. She was the glue for all of us.
DeleteI like your blog and I do hope you will keep it going. Great photos of your granddaughter and her horse, Pepsi on the parade. Beautiful photo of your mom. Such sweet memory. The last photo looks grand.
ReplyDeleteThank you Nancy. We are important regarding Emily & Pepsi and we really miss mom.
DeleteGreat pictures. So special to have pictures of both your granddaughter and mother. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
ReplyDeleteThank you Lin. It' nice having you back . Merry Christmas to you also.
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