It's been crazy around here. I finally went to see my doctor for after almost 3 years. I noticed that this hair was white. It took me a month to see him and after that time he just told me to go and have an x-ray and he'll see me in a month because he was going on a vacation. I went to have the x-ray and went I went to the place there was sign saying out until next week, on vacation.
My eye doctor told me that I would have to see a specialist because something about the pigments in my eye, the pressure in the back of my eyes and check on my cataracts. She said after two weeks if the specialist didn't call, call her back which I did. She said they would call the specialist but guess what? It's been over a week and no body called. This world is crazy. No body really cares.
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”
The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”