Sunday, September 25, 2022

October 1st Is Coming Soon. My Birthday.

Good morning friends or anybody else. I went to the doctor and and had my x-ray checked and I'm alive. LOL He told me that I just have just like everybody else, getting old.He sent me to have a blood test. I haven't had one since the pandamic, about 3 years ago. J finally chose a company to fix my patio - porch opening that was opening up a great deal but I have to wait 4 - 6 weeks. Oh well.My lawn is looking up since the rain came and this week we will have 3 days of rain. Today I'll be watching TV because of the President's Cup. 



It will be October 1st and we know that means to stores around the world.

" It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...." 


What do you call a porno made in October?

A      whorror movie   . 


  My birthday is October 1st. I must be that bang.


I alays carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.

I call it my ...... Jingle Bell Rock. 


 I was in Germany at Octoberfest and they asked me how many beers that I wanted......

I said nine, but they didn't bring me any. 


With it being October soon, I thought I'd tell y'all about the time  I had sex in a corn maze.

It was a - maizing  .




Cruisin Paul





Friday, September 16, 2022

Bye Summer - Hello Autumn.

Good morning friends. I just got done making meatballs this morning. I now plan to go outside and  read my book,.The next week will be just like summer , in the high 80's. We are still waiting for rain. My lawn looks brown, I want green. Next week I get my results about my x-ray. I wife drawing and coloring  these rocks with words. She plans on placing them in flower garden. 



A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.

The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."

Autumn is best enjoyed in all her glory.

Unfortunately, the police officers who arrested me outside her window didn't agree.


Why do leaves change color in Autumn?

Because instead of chlorophyll, they chloro-empty.

My friend must think I'm gullible. He said today was the autumnal equinox.

But I'm not going to fall for it.

How do you make leaves fall off of trees?

 You don’t - they do it autumn-atically 




Cruisin Paul


Wednesday, September 7, 2022

School Time Is Back In.

School has begin. Not for me. I've been retired from teaching for over 16 years. I can't believe it. 

I went and had my x-ray and now I have to wait until I go to see my doctor on the 23rd. He's on vacation. Oh well. I see the eye specialist on Oct. 21st. Oh well. 


                                School Day.


Did anyone else know September is deaf awareness month?

I'd never heard of it.



What do you call carving a pumpkin in September?

Premature ejackolantern.


 There's a place where January come after February and December.

It's the Dictionary. Ha,ha,ha. 


Apparently most babies are born in September.

I suppose that's one way to start the new year  with a bang. 



Cruisin Paul