Friday, November 30, 2018

No Sun Friday & Cold

Good morning friends. Tomorrow is December the 1st, Christmas is coming and after that is January which means, dah, dah, cruising time. I use to enjoy Christmas time as the best but since I cruised, Christmas is second and Cruising is the first. 
I just got home from having breakfast with the guys. The conversation was interesting from golfing ( which is now done ) to the town of Amherstburg. 
My friend Al & Meilin have moved into their new condo in downtown Amherstburg. Al due to his Parkinson & dementia is having some difficulties in the moving but once he's there he'll be OK. Mary Lou & I will be soon come to visit them.  


Believe it or not, this is how I feel everyday. Yippee!

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.''Really!? Like a newborn baby?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters,
"Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back,
"I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?


That' s it for today. Are you all ready for the Christmas time? Did you complete all the gift buying and are you all finished with the Christmas baking? If not, get to it. You don't have a lot of time left. LOL

                            " SEE YA EVERYONE "

Cruisin Paul

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Cloudy Sunny Sunday

Good Sunday morning everyone. I hope that my American friends enjoyed their Thanksgiving. My friends Meilin & Al move to their new condo in Amherstburg on Monday. I'll see Al on Wednesday. 


Darling,' says Barry to his wife, Sarah, 'I invited a friend home for supper.'
'What? Are you crazy?' Sarah splutters, 'The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't much feel like cooking a fancy meal.'
'I know all that,' murmurs Barry.
'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?' explodes Sarah.
'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married,' concludes Barry

Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting his rather large garden hedge after work, so Dave went straight over to Brian's home. When they got to the front door, Brian went straight up to his wife, gave her a big hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her excellent cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were cutting the privet, Dave told Brian that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Brian said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Dave thought he'd give it a go.
When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears. Dave was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, 'This is the worst day of my life. First, little Nigel fell off his bike and twisted his ankle.  Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!'

'The thrill, the excitement is gone from my marriage,' George complains to his mate, Tony.
'Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?' suggests Tony naughtily.
'But what if my wife finds out?' frowns George.
'Lummee, George,' explains Tony, 'this is the 21st century we live in, mate. Go ahead and tell her about it.'
So George returns home and says, 'Poppet, I think an affair will bring us closer together.'
'Forget it,' replies his wife. 'I've tried that - it didn't work.'


                                 " SEE YA "

Cruisin Paul